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hello i'm patrick and i'm jeff
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we are to paint miniatures as what gas
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gold thracker is to prostrate exams
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welcome to the peyton face
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[Music]
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so here we are jeff another playing
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phase uh fairies completely got that
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wrong in my order of operations i wrote
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down don't panic was that at the top no
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it was just like curl up cry
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so here we are a painting challenge
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we are going to attempt to paint an
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ultramarine each the smurfs the boy
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scouts in 30 minutes we're going for
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different techniques you're going for
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starting from black and i'm going for
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starting from the traditional blue
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i i must say having
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sprayed these earlier and thinking i
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i'll try it from black i immediately
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regret
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all of my life decisions that brought me
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here to this moment
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yeah i am feeling mildly smug and though
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although even though i am feeling mildly
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spunk know that i've started in blue and
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you know that i love you like a brother
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but i am intending to just crush you
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tonight
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[Laughter]
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yeah
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what can you do see i've i've started
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the trash talk now the idea is to catch
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you off guard you're in my head that's
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it already my edge highlights are going
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to be so shaky and rubbish
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let's get cracking right then oh
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right what you're on with first seeing
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as he skips the first step i know yeah i
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feel like i'm mad i feel mildly like i'm
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cheating i'm gonna be going with uh
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some kalgar blue
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and i'm going to try straight in with
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the cargo blade i'm thinking i'm going
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to try and see if i can build up a
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cheeky little uh i shake a little bit of
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dry brush and see what
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see what happens i mean i because i was
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like i don't have time to recess shades
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so i'm going to start with
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a dark blue dry brush and then build it
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up from there
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oh you've already got a brush on a mini
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i'm losing a little bit oh that's it you
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might touch give up now to the other
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patterns
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and you know what's real and you know
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what's really interesting is i'm now dry
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brushing away and i've realized it's
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exactly the same color that's already
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here it's achieving nothing
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have you got your order of operations
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down no not the slices
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[Laughter]
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so you go organization absolutely i'm
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not used to competitive sports i don't
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know
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i don't know how to be like
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i've got to be honest with you pat i
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just try to avoid sports
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and the fact that it shows you how how
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much we don't get involved in sports
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we're referring to this as one yeah
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painting's a sport
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yeah i've been definitely at olympics
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five years time oh deary me
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[Music]
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jesus christ how long in advance did he
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have to oh
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brushing is so old it's because you're
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so vigorous and manly yeah i mean yes
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and it's also because i'm um i'm a
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stressed little boy
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i'm not trying to paint as fast as ever
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and i paint them as a sergeant
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just because that's a flexes it is a
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massive
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well i told you to get all about getting
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inside your head
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i see you've got that you're getting
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that natural uh
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grim dark styling going in there aren't
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you that's what i thought cause also
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kind of sometimes grim dark means a bit
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faster
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absolutely maybe possibly
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also might not but
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you know don't mind
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[Music]
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okay we're halfway oh we are brothers
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yeah
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all right
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oh that's awesome i've just put it there
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i've just done i've just done it
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highlight line there that looked like
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i'd done it with a big crayon
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right
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this is where all the mistakes are going
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to happen now cause
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i don't think my armor is too bad well
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that's nothing good this is where i uh
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accidentally paint over it yeah done it
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already hey
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he's got a nice grey splotch i really
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think the flecks of the uh
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of the reds helmet hasn't paid off
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that's all oh that's not dried don't try
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it at all with the slightest
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[Music]
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[Music]
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right 10 minutes to go oh
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that's scary god it goes quick donna it
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really does half an hour whose idea was
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that ah i don't want to point it out but
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yours yeah
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two thin coats more like one thick coat
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yeah absolutely right
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oh i've painted over the gold uh well
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the reds that i splodged onto it was
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still wet
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i'll leave that there for a minute
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oh my god this is people who do this
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make it look so easy going and i knocked
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this one out in 22 minutes and you're
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like really it's actually
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borderline and embarrassing how bad this
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is
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maybe the idea is is that i meant to
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enjoy my hobby um do this little these
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videos to show how much i enjoy being
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part of it and actually it's just making
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me think i'm giving up this never to be
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done again
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i'm taking a bowl
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i think i think
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bowling bowling's good bonnie's good
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yeah yeah um
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oh where's my lead belcher there it is
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welcome to the bowling phase welcome to
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the
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we each have a purity seal each as well
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oh yeah
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well i i from what i've read as it's
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well known amongst the um the
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ultramarines that they just keep their
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purity seals blue
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that's a bit of a thing they go for
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apparently
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how long have we got last past
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two minutes oh
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my god for the love of the emperor oh
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god
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this is brutal
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[Music]
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honestly i've never been so stressed god
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remember when we were like hey we've got
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transfers just for when we need them
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have you even have you got yours
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never lost one
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i've lost one i've got one
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oh you mofo where's the other one gone
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oh
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i'm sort of glad to be honest look at
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the state of me fingers
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honestly
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at a kindergarten state mummy we painted
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a space marine
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did you manage to do the base and
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everything god get you
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i was gonna try and go in and dry brush
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the base um
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but uh yeah right i think we need a
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minute and then we'll come back with
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some results
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right then so we've stopped and let our
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temp our our pulses get back to
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something i need something stronger than
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t
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that was i think you know next time we
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do one of these painting challenges
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because obviously you know people behind
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the cat and we do this at your place
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yeah i think next time we do a painting
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challenge well what we'll have to do is
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we'll do the painting challenge
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and then we'll go and get leathered and
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i'll have to get a taxi home and get you
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to get your car to follow until i was
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just going to say have a lie down
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like when you went for a lie down i just
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went straight to alcohol
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right then
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show me what you got should we well the
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best way to do it should we swap them
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yeah go
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there you go
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right then
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well yours straight away has that quite
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cool grim dark thing going on because
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you you went for the over brushing
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technique didn't you and i think that
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looks cool yeah i think the sword in
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red's a better choice
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than doing it in black i think it
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immediately makes it stand out and i
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think
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if there was 10 of them
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in a gang being them
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assaulted intercessors i think that look
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good i think you've done a good job on
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getting all that painting on the gun as
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well
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i oh and get you as well look at that
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colour on your purity seal purely
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you deserve a real life purity
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i am there's so many mistakes i think i
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got like i'm going to concede that i
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think i really do think that yours is
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the better marine of the two i really do
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because you've got some some nice sharp
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highlighting on these um on these hip
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plates as well i think i just went for
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select edge highlights so that leg's
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running forward so i did that one yeah
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and i tried to do some ones on the head
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um which security seals in
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yeah i uh i read that man i really do a
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sterling i think that's been a sterling
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effort there's quite a well done so on
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to yours um i mean he's a sergeant yeah
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just about yeah yeah yeah which to be
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fair like it just looks like a bit of uh
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shadow coming through
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yeah you've got all the your eye paint
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was a bit thin yeah his eyes leaked his
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eyes
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it's glow it's just glow
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oh jeff you don't know slightly
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interesting yeah well you know
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it says it on the pot it says tesseract
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glow so it must be glow yeah that's what
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it said on there oh
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oh you've got way more edge highlights
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than me
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um
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and you got your transfer on yeah it
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should have been two one but disappeared
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somewhere i'm still startled by where
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that actually disappeared i didn't get
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anywhere close to like painting anything
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on the back um so the vents on mine is
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still blue
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on the power pack
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you've got your little uh uh purity seal
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sorted and all your pouches and stuff
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all the black in as well
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um yeah nice wicked man i mean yeah
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we've both made
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i think you know if you know if you were
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to merge them together like one really
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good marine
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yeah so like i said i think i've come to
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the conclusion that i
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which is a thing which is actually good
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in my hands it's just
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i think it's a good thing is the fact
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that i i've never speed painted before
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ever no so
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in actual fact this has been quite a
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good learning curve for me and i was
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saying i've got a load of tactical
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marine well intercessors to do for my
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son's army and it's made me realize that
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i think
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i could i think i could probably become
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a marine an hour sort of guy i think i
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think if i was yeah yeah to pick that up
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now and do another 30 minutes on it i
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think i could get it looking to quite a
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reasonable standard yes but um so
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i think there's a landing cave in there
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but like
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i i and this will come up on the show
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many many many times is the fact that
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you've got to stop thinking about them
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as individual marines they are they will
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be
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in you'll be planting them on the table
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and a minimum of five up to yeah yeah
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and depends on what depends on what
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armies you play even some army marines
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play out even more than ten i mean these
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guys go at the back of the ten though
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don't they they go back to the show
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they've got they've got someone
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slightly yeah
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if you want to paint them and put them
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in a display company we might not be the
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channel for you
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