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hi I'm peachy [Music]
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Hello I'm Patrick hello I'm Jeff
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mine's dead yeah mine's a little bit dead as well I know there you go oh we're scaring the
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dog mine feels more like a uh Jack Russell farting
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if you're wondering why I'm wearing hats and what are these called again uh I don't know things things
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DK 50k or nearly 51. I know I'm gonna wear them around my top
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ask me yours I want to go full Madonna that's okay I don't think you're going to go back
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around your chest this is me I can find a way life finds a
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wager oh no oh oh this could be interesting this I did not think that
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this chat would get derailed so so quickly I can do any bottoms got this there's one yeah
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again I find myself explaining to our Audio Only viewers
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pointy Parts you go almost Madonna I feel like a national just a very boldness there you go do you know I feel
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like that's the first time you've done that you just got straight it's my age it's my age
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my wife's probably like got a head in it which is going what yeah I'm just here going
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all of our all of our sponsors have left us
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I'm the only fans Channel he's just got them again but that's all he's wearing well he's wearing three of them to be
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fair but the other one's really small anyway
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we did we we reached 50 000 subscribers well done chaps that was a nice surprise
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over half term for me yeah yeah yeah and um we had a race in our
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um in our WhatsApp group to try and screenshot it the fastest that was so slow yeah I mean yeah you lost
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um me and Jeff got 50 000 bang on but he beat me because he didn't crop His Image
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yeah I I was there been I want this to look really really good they're probably really fashioned I wrote the
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congratulations about 45 minutes before I just had a half minute yeah
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clever very good very good it's very nicely done thank you but yeah no but
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yeah we should probably take a moment and be like wow yeah Pat ourselves on the back for just talking and being
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absolute idiots on on screen yes and people wanted to watch I tell you what um I've like been
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hearing um because for this obviously I spend a lot of time editing either sat
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in the room with you two um or like or filming painting yeah and I'll be like and we had a giggle last
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week where I was like you didn't pick up that Berserker good enough like I want you to do it again because
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that was crazy I spent the night like going come on his fingers I mean when you know when people are
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like getting ready for like runs or like marathons to do a lot of warming up yeah so I was like warming up my things put
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on eye of the tiger dumbbells on my fingers like yeah yeah
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like like and what Vision should be running up the stairs of Derby Town Hall but just a Berserker
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stranded like going climbing strengthening those tendons yeah um yeah
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and you know and we had a joke about it and it's silly and and then but hearing people say oh I really like watching the
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painting phase it weirdly makes me feel uneasy because I'm like oh yeah people people watch us yeah yes this is weird
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yeah to be fair though last week's um whenever this balances to when it goes out but some of the photos some of
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the photography in the in the um the corn episode was bang on it was phenomenal this guy was trying some new
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sexy angles which I I was a big fan of was yeah
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oh that policeman's dead somewhere between here and areas the
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chat with um oh who was it um we had a guest on because he was sat
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here Jeff so was it Dave yeah possibly and I think peachy at the end you were trying to say something and um and Jeff
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just went that went well
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if we sounded rehearsed and we practiced it all and then checked what we were going to say and all the rest of it
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you don't rehearse no all right but yeah oh God thank you well he he read yeah
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I've got my email address I mean I have no personality I just like have a script uh I'll just like read off that and
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luckily we've got AI scripts yeah I want to tell you what though chat GPT just the script work and the voice acting for
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the surf shark advert was something to behold I don't know about the voice acting but definitely the script I was
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like it's quite in my down time I like to watch romantic comedy
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yeah so they're a big hit already aren't they you need to make a range of them
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everyone loves the Guardsman yes well well because interesting we were like well we had that guard Army and maybe that could be a prize in a um yeah in a
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giveaway yeah yeah but it's like
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[Laughter]
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in the 1970s I always remember that was what the aerial looked like on the top of the vans that would find out whether
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you have the TV license I wasn't alive then Jeff
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so I was told I mean I mean I I um I grew up with a
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black and white TV yeah yeah so you have to add something on the back of it that look very similar to that yeah and when
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color happened it was like I'd go because color TVs were the norm
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um I think this was just like like we didn't have any money so this was kind of like oh someone's giving it to TV
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it's black and white it's fine yeah and I go to a friend's house and be like oh my God I don't remember when Channel 4
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came into play but I do remember when channel five came into playing it was literally just softcore porn for most of it yeah I mean yeah rubbish I remember
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when I remember when channel five I brushed that one not long after that your biceps really started
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just just the left one it's the remote trying to get the remote
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I can't watch this filth in this pure attack you took that into the go straight away
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didn't you yeah absolutely so it was one of our Discord uh members on patreon said this more warning about the chat
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that me and peachy had with uh with Rob the honest wargamer he was like I missed Jeff because there wasn't enough sexually innuendo for my liking well
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there you go you've got what you wish for I've got it all in quite quicker the first five minutes was it even in your
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work again sometimes I don't think it's a new Endo
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until I look at his face yeah oh yeah there we go yeah I tell you what like
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the growth of this channel stresses me out
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I lose sleep over it in what way what do you mean so like um but it's not going well
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no no no no no no no no no no no no is it is in like like we're we're
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um we're growing and and we're successful um and and it's like we've I feel like
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we've done that because we're we have some authenticity about us in that we're stupid yeah um and then it's like oh no
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like I just signed a contract for like six sponsored videos um with a company that we'll do like
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next month yeah and we've had like surf shark and some other people have got in touch and I'm like oh my God and we just
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we just sit here and we make duck jokes and I'm like what are they gonna say but they wouldn't have got in touch with us
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if they didn't like it so I just have to I'm like balancing like business Patrick
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and and then the other business Patrick take Dave I mean he swears a lot on his yeah yeah yeah yeah but I mean you say
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we're successful I mean do we have seven billion subscribers here because until the entire world is watching as well
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yeah yeah to work on those things oh yeah yeah when we're getting on the way to that
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we'll have to start having a program of computers to the third world so they can sign up to watch us oh no we'll just be
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we'll we'll turn into the first world yeah that's what we'll do we'll go there uh we've got computers and TV I just we
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take fly load of drones over in the sky [Music]
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see the sponsors they've all left
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small drones small drones yeah yeah Amazon package drones yeah yeah and just
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have like a TV and then Jeff's face can just appear in the sky and be like I got it in in the first five minutes so you
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you remind me I do this a lot where I say things and my wife doesn't believe me generally innocent things and they
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sound rude right I bet you get that yeah I remember we used to walk past to go to the Tea Room in the studio there was a
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lady called Sonia lovely lady she's doing a lot of the sort of expenses uh ordering stationery and stuff and
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generally she made the studio yeah work because she was like a secretary but she
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the managers always went to her first yeah like if someone if someone left you'd really notice her absence oh yeah
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as soon as she went yeah it went downhill I think that's where I think that's where the whole of Workshop just started to suffer after some
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Sonia no so I remember you used to walk past him because her desk was right near the corridor and then would go through
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the double doors to get to the tea room we'll be having conversations and she'd only get a snippet of the conversation
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and you'd be walking past him and then she'll just hear like me and like Duncan Steve going and walking past I was like
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yeah so next time what I'm going to do is going to beat off that column and I'm gonna carry on and then she'd be like
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what the hell is this obviously we're talking about French stuff that's right it's a strange name for it wow call it
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what you want can't you it's you know but yeah but you just get all sorts of like you know just a little snippet here
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in there like yeah and then I put it in his back yeah I'm sorry sorry she's just there
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like what are you talking about and that's fighting and that's why she left yeah it's horribly actually yeah she she she couldn't cope with the constant
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innuendos from the team all the inappropriate understanding absolutely that's that
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actually adds up Pat I didn't even consider it oh do you so you had a topic oh god oh
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well there's something to do with the show 40K what hello we've got that in right
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yeah yeah great no I was going to see all this this um uh there's well there's
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one thing that really annoyed me so uh Dave came over and he and uh and then he released a video shortly afterwards and
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I messaged him I was like oh my God I don't think I mentioned it before yeah yeah Earth did you do that shot and he was like oh it was this lens so I bought
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the lens and that arrived and that was fine but you need like a little controller for it and it kind of fits in with all the sliders and stuff I've got
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and uh DHL kindly sent me a photo oh yes of the delivered item at someone else's
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house um and I've been trying to get it back for like two weeks oh it's an absolute nightmare it's so stressed so there's
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still not you don't know what house it is down the street and they've not even dropped it around no how rude what does
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it well because I was like so this is like the etiquette with like someone else's house yeah and and it's like oh
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they've had a delivery they mustn't have been in they will have left something
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um but it's been like two weeks so at that stage I would be like oh I'll I'll go and I'll go and take it around yeah I
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took someone else's post to them recently because all these houses are a little bit set back from the road and there's loads of flats and everything
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and people get confused bless them so not necessarily the little league on the uh because they're at the doorway to
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your place you've got the table with all the mail so yeah just sitting on a butt on there somewhere everyone's going well I'm not Patrick yeah put it back down
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again oh it's so nice it's like 500 quid yeah I'm like it's a little money and I want it yeah weirdly I mean this I don't
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get we I came back home one day and there was a delivery of concrete bags on our doorstep and I was like the whole
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Liz ordered what are we doing now what's the new deal well it's mainly her she's she's the
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Practical one and uh there was like a sort of what you call it like an invoice on it and it was for a house and I don't
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even think it had threes in it because because we got three now in our in our in our number somewhere on the line and
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that one didn't even have it it was the same road and a completely different number and I'm just like how did you get this this so wrong so I have to walk up
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the street I'm not carrying these bags no knocked on the door I was like we've got your a concrete order for you uh our
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house and the woman there was just like are they stupid don't worry I'll ring them they can come
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and pick it up and bring it back properly or that cool yeah yeah because she'd been waiting for it for ages
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because yeah they're having like an extension or something done to the house yeah yeah so they'd obviously been
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ringing you're not going where's our concrete delivered it yeah I'm just in customer service hail at the moment
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trying to uh email they're like oh we'll give you an update on this day and then two days later they're like we'll give
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you an update in two days and then oh why does it take so long to give you an update I don't know I think they were
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trying to send someone over to pick it up and uh but anyway this isn't why people tune in no
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um yeah because I bet most of our viewers have the same thing where they because I wonder if sometimes if I've
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had male that's just never turned up because I ordered a May to order Sabbath world's book so they they put the
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Sabbath world's book it was an art book it's very nice uh they put it on made to order on workshops website I was like
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I'm gonna get that because the last one I didn't get in time and it's really cool it's full of art because RAF who is on the twitch Shadow had a copy now look
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now that this is amazing I need to get it yeah and he came up and made to order so I ordered it and it was could take up
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to 180 days I think I waited 300 days before I thought maybe it's time to ask
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uh so I got almost a year yeah wait almost a year so I rung up customer services and I said I've been waiting
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for this I've given it a bit of time just in case you know it took a while to to do and I've had other things to think
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about yeah she's like okay um I'll check it it's been delivered as I can assure you it hasn't been delivered I've been
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waiting for it for ages and we have a camera so if you can tell me when it's been delivered I can check to see if
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they've turned up at the door and she was like oh let's have a look um oh apparently no it wasn't delivered it was
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uh returned I was like but no one actually so what day was this and um it
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was like sometime in like April or whatever and I looked through like our camera doorbell camera thing I was like
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like the postman delivered there Postman delivered there Postman delivered there no no it's fine and what I think they
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did was they just couldn't be bothered and they just left it and just it's somewhere in a warehouse somewhere so
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yeah I got given an art book as sort of like compensation and I was like great that's not really what I wanted but
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thank you very much because they worked really hard and they gave me some gift out because at that time even though I'm staff they still treat as a customer
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because yeah yeah you are a paid customer that's right but she she looked high and like um this this is the great
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thing about Workshop customer services they go above and beyond yes nothing but good things yeah
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I I don't think she'd give up yeah she was like peachy wants his art book he wanted this he paid money for this and
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so whoever loyal male screwed him over yeah and then she found one she found a copy and she let me know and then I got
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I got a copy and it's yeah it's amazing I've had it for a while now I'm not it's not getting giveaways I'm afraid folks
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that's mine now I've got it I ain't getting Twitchy about these sorts of things when you because you
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know there's that bit of like have I given it long enough before I complain or am I doing
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yeah it's hard to know I remember having a um a really lovely which is in the barber shop A really lovely alternate
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um Jaws print and it's really lovely because it's like looking down from the Crow's Nest so you can just see the top
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of quintet and um hop uh hoopers just sit on the floor playing their patience and and
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um Brody's looking out the back of the boat you can see the stain where they've been throwing the meat over it it's really cool but that was one of them or
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I've paid about you know remember it wasn't massively expensive but enough for a poster I was thinking well where
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is it where is anything I want to go yeah how long does it take to print I don't
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know and you know yeah yeah yeah so speaking of deliveries obviously the um there's been a bit of uh hoo-ha of like
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kilting we touched on oh yes yeah which which will go in the chat show that will go live today but we filmed that like
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two weeks ago because we had like half terms and all that sort of stuff so we're like we filmed it when we're like what's
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going on and then there's lots of robots and factories that apparently aren't working and GW are supposedly keep in
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stock for themselves and not sending it to um the third party to third parties and stuff like that I keep getting
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emails from like element Gaines being like stock is extremely limited I saw a threat I was like no no I want to buy 15
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desolation squads dude I saw a thread on Facebook and I
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just appeared and uh it got into the subject of the kill team boxer and so many people were like saying oh it's
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it's Wayland games fault because they over ordered on uh shadow fight I was like why are you blaming well in games
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they didn't make it they just made they oh they ordered because it was a cool set that's got kazakin in it and all
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being hobbyists I mean people at new time we might not realize how cool the kazakin are from the metal ones that
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were yeah were that were out 20 years ago yeah yeah so there's a lot of older
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hobbyists they're just like they're amazing the place I want them want them one yeah and Waylon game just got that Vibe they under they read the room yes
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so they ordered it and obviously they didn't get the stock so people weren't getting the stock because Workshop
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hadn't made enough oh right and I think again we talked about in the last video which was like forecasting a lot of the
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forecast yeah so they probably don't realize that that was oh that's interesting yeah
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and games if it's their fault because I was chatting to uh the painting coach yes uh I mentioned again on the chat
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with Dave I was like I just like listening to him say bath is our goal then his glorious Welsh accent and he
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sent me a voice message like my phone pinged one day and I was
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like oh lights message me Balthazar gold I love you Lloyd um that needs to be
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your message now when you get messages um yeah so uh and he uh he said that
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when games have been great because they've apparently been trying to they have a business to business portion of them like I don't know anything about
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this but they've been helping out like independent gaming stores and stuff like that with deliveries so oh wow yeah yeah
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yeah so like maybe they don't make a song and dance about it but like yeah it's it's so easy to to see
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as is with the internet today I guess you see something and you don't you'd be like well I'm facts yeah bad yeah yeah
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um I mean you know it might not even be we we've talked about Atlanta we're not always going to be blaming workshop for everything but no it does feel and I've
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experienced it before when I was in the studios it does feel sometimes that there are folks that don't know the hobby though and then look they're not
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sure how well they do because you don't want to keep stock in the warehouse yeah that's the big thing for which when I get it because you don't want stuff
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that's not going to shift yeah but not knowing them the not really in the room of what's going to be cool and they're
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massively having a lower number yeah and that no one can get and they're not doing the made to order after that
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that's yeah but then that might be printing in like six months time they'll be like hey
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do you want to buy this squad but without any of the Miniatures and we'll just send you the decals in the Box cool
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yeah I'm a little up for that that's like a series yeah I was just gonna be
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like yeah cheeky yeah but I whisper into the microphone
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um and then we seem to have inadvertently started uh uh only hands being a bit of a buzzword yeah yeah it's
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good it's good buzzwords so yeah there's been a couple of channels talking about only hands now there's been a few developments hasn't there so I saw
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Louise posted a picture of her thumb I recognize that thumb though that's the thing I now know who it is without that
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uh profile picture yeah absolutely I thought I thought that's come look so I thought that thumb looks Scottish yeah
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yeah yeah yeah yeah it's the kill he was wearing
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but nothing if not consistent on their clothing yeah shout out to all the Scots
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yeah um yeah so um it was there was loads of interesting comments on on that
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video when we released it yeah it wasn't really and other people have touched on it as well
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um and and had some really good good points so helster Morgan did a video recently where he was like drama drama
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and uh he bravely did yeah like goober town has posted on like on
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Twitter um it was quite interesting actually I Googled goober town and Google gives you
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like the next things and the first one I typed in gubertown and he said drama
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so Brent if you're watching Google thinks you're spicy good
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you keep rocking the boat yeah yeah so um yeah no there's some really
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interesting points uh raised and um I think like when I go when when
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we're having chats about this like I'm conscious that I don't want to be like the we hate Games Workshop
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no it's realistic yeah um whilst simultaneously painting loads of their product
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um which we really like and we love the hobby yeah I would say I'm I have the same mindset so when you work for a
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company right you have to be on brand and yeah tow the party line even then I
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I would push back in meetings or like in conversation I don't agree with that I think that's right or whatever yeah but
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you can't publicly say that so when you're on live and stuff you have to go because it is great yes yeah it's really
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good so you can't paint it and share it but I mean when I was a customer um I my biggest early bear with Workshop
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this really annoyed me and this is like for a hobbyist it's young um so I think
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I was probably like 15 16. yeah so we've got the box set of Warhammer um and it was the lisman versus
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um protonian set so I'll come up with a tissue and that is sixth or fifth um and
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dad got the siege book so we started building up our arms well that's where we really got into like doing proper big
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games of Warhammer and I saved up all my pocket money and my birthday money to get the magic box set there's a box set
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full of magic cards magic spells it was like all the different sort of uh laws and disciplines and like loads of magic
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items and literally went into the shop I was like I've been saving up for this I can't wait I'm gonna get that and the
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guys are cool cool took the money off me went away came back the next weekend new additions out never mentioned because
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all the Magic's in the New Edition all the magic items in the new edition everything I bought was the Super what
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was no longer relevant to the game so my at that time 25 pounds to a 15 year old
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that's a hell of a lot more it's a lot of money yeah and then the new book comes out which is 25 by the way back
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then yeah and it if it it and then yeah that was like they would have known because you'd have known at that point
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yeah yeah that the new version so he just wanted the cash for his story he wasn't interested in yeah
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wasn't it as well so I was made sure when I was in retail that would never foreign
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it's the first place you can get all the heavy intercessors yes everyone's hey
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greater than you got and the scenery was really decided it was just it was just like some tokens and doors yeah I mean
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it was like some like an upgrades by necron blocks wasn't it sort of thing like power blocks yeah still got energy
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Supply and stuff yeah and then uh and then literally people bought it and went this isn't very good you know people
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come this is very good it's mainly for them new figures and people bought it anyway and then within and then within
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weeks he went and kill team third version is now on yeah yeah yeah yeah that's interesting so on the on the
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subject of um something we were fairly Even in our spread so I was I was gonna say uh
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earlier like I'm conscious of like oh we don't want to hate on DW but no but lots of the comments that I've read and all that sort of stuff I'm just like brother
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okay right so yeah so I said a bad word everybody I'm
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I'm a little bit upset he's a big bad word so yeah I'm going to ask you I'm going to ask you a question and it's
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going to be very pointed um you know tinfoil hat on so in in party oh yeah
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deflect all those arrows so do do with with uh painting presenters
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being taken away from the camera yep do Games Workshop I hate women or do they hate painting
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presenters so I'm gonna I'm gonna it's a very pointed question and obviously you know
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that it's a bit clickbait you know that sort of stuff but if we look at is that
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going to be the title of the show to no women do Games Workshop hate women that
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gets abuse right so it may be indirect discrimination so it my this is my logic
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to try and get to that question so Duncan left peachy left congratulations
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um and and as as a reaction to that they have taken the painting presenters faces
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and names off of all the videos representatives are still there exactly
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that's the sausage fest the painting yeah the painting presenting team is
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three quarters female it is so there's there's Louise there's Lizzy and there's
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Emma yep and then and then Adam this is the only male uh in the painting team the battle Report Team all faces they
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have their names on there this week in Warhammer I listened to it yesterday and the chap goes hello my name's Alex and
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his name comes up Alex study comes up on the screen we like Alex Alex oh yeah absolutely like you can stay he doesn't
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um like you know he's not in charge of anything there you go put your awesome voice to this and he goes okay I'll tell
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you what's interesting that Alex hasn't been mentioned as part of that's been proud to part of the team to present so
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my the the logic is right okay if they don't like painting presenters because they're scared that they'll leave
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um if they they've taken the names off but then there's like a weird divide in that like I wonder if like if Simon and
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Ben went let's go make our own back rep Channel and they left how long would it
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be until it was like hello my name is top down hands yeah and I'm playing with
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myself yeah um yeah I think it's indirect stupidity I think
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they're not really yeah what's the word um it's it's either incompetence or willful yeah and both of those are bad
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yes right so yeah like I don't think they hate painted presenters I don't think they hate women but looking
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they're not reading but looking at the situation like it is just stupid it does doesn't read very well I think it's a
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knee-jerk reaction to people going huh these people have left because they don't like their jobs like let's try and
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make the job better no let's try and stop people from leaving they don't as
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I've always I've been told people don't leave jobs they leave managers yeah yeah I'll leave that for the rest of
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people to make their own minds up um I've been working there for a long time my Fondest Memories are over 10 years old when I used to work in the
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studio yeah wow with the Army painting team and when you were the manager
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everyone's wearing boob armor and you're gonna like it and nothing else no I mean before I was
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a manager before I was the manager it was when I was in the hobby team it was me Rhodes Steve Dave Andrews Mark Jones
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uh they were the Fondest Memories I've had I've ever had and if everyone was to
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say what was your high point of Workshop you'll be there it'll be 2008 till 2020
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14 2015 something like that um but yeah it's it's
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Brent made a really good point saying what is Workshop doing wrong that it's
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the better option is someone to leave yes salary yeah of the biggest company
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that makes toy soldiers and the other biggest company makes soldiers yeah yeah and being the face of that company to go
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off and make their own channel yeah how is that a better option yeah yeah that was really interesting yeah that was a
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very good point and thank you Brent for for putting those words into into context because I never really thought about that one yeah yeah why was that
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for me a better option yeah like you're the painting face of the biggest Miniatures company in the world and
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you're like now we're right yeah and I want to say it flat as well now I Love Games Workshop as a company as a as a the soul of games
29:43
which I love what it stands for uh it makes cool toy soldiers it talks about goblins and demons and knights and like
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sci-fi Troopers and stuff like that the majority of the people that work there bloody love them too because they're
29:56
amazing people they're really creative really so when we are negative about it it's not about those people it's not
30:01
about the products it's sometimes about decisions and people who fire up the food chain that seem to think that
30:07
that while making I mean I've already heard there's a whole bunch of people I really like and fond of at Workshop they're already leaving because they're
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sick and tired and it's only been there decades yeah so why why is it now that you're getting stressed out when you're
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making goblins why did I get stressed out making and painting goblins why can people make that job so hard
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[Laughter]
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his job was a policeman in the mat oh policeman oh policemen and counter-terrorist uh on policemen and he
30:40
left there to come together now now I prefer going back there being a copper
30:45
you know when your job's bad when you'd rather go back to risk and being shot at yeah well that's it I mean there was a
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guy that was uh he was in the Army and he and he decided it's better off if I become a um a private miniature
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contractor again yeah and go you know get paid by some Saudi um oil Baron to protect him and his
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family yeah uh that's that's more uh exciting and and less stress
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it's Goblin I mean come on yeah yeah yeah I find it I find it fascinating
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that it is companies get to that point where they they grow so much they get so big that they forget what they're
31:21
they're actually there for and then they may stop the thing is it's just miserable it literally this is the
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problem is it it's it's fixable I'm not oh it's incredibly fixed I'm not suggesting that painting presenters get
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treated better than the guy who works in the warehouse or whatever but well I think they do but
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yeah they do and I'm not suggesting they should when with what I'm about to follow on with but if you are the visual
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representation of your company well the first visual representation of your company is that you make yeah but
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then directly after that is the people that you can see on on yeah yeah yeah yeah you should really be helping to
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because if you you know the simple answer isn't it if you treated them well enough they wouldn't go and start their own YouTube channels wouldn't they no if
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they treated them well enough they would stay and you know and if you looked after them well enough then you know
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then you wouldn't have this situation but it's if you if you treat your your face of the
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company that badly that they go then you go well it's all downhill from there for everybody else that works at
32:27
that company isn't it really I think I've got to go on to the topic in a minute which is nicely segued for this but a lot of
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um What I Hear now is the reasons why I left and the reason why I don't left is because our egos are too big and it's
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because we thought we're better oh this no oh the The Conspiracy Theory or the conspiracy theories oh storm gaming oh
32:43
is this the old yes I'm going to read it out so I mean we could probably screenshot and put it if
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you haven't seen it guys and scrub the name out of the person yeah yeah no so I mean this is 100 facts strap yourself in
32:57
people I always find it really funny there's someone that is now seen a couple of like what third fourth hand
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bits of information has now decided what my personal circumstances were yeah and
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the reason for me leaving I was like cool I really could ask I read it and
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almost went off yeah I was so stunned I mean I went off me so what have we got we've got peachy
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didn't leave he was coaxed into leaving he was talking to people about upcoming stuff he had given to do tutorials for
33:27
which broke NDA did I it had to do that please tell me when I did that I know
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the really funny thing is can I I'm sorry button into that I remember a long time ago when you hadn't long started
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with us I said to you I'll see you showed the um the back of um the um the
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the new tank the robots on is it the robo Dawn tank was in shot with and gone and uh and you said to me is he a new
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tech yeah I mean considering your uh splash
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my biggest security sort of barrier not barrier um what's the word like uh not
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so Protection security protection for me was to never look at the community website oh no no look at the community
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website but never look at the dam never look at stuff that was upcoming yeah because I only saw what was being
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delivered to other people at that time yeah so there's no chance of me tripping up and saying the wrong thing going no
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this model's coming out because there was and it still is the case there's so much stuff being pumped out yeah that it's easy to because I know I know
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you're not the only person in community that does that yeah because they're worried about tripping up oh yeah absolutely I mean you know and that
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would be you know not not just a slap on the wrist that'll be a quite a big sort of like potentially careers over kind of
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thing yeah depending on how you which which product it was that you'd you'd accidentally leaked by accident yeah uh
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but yeah so I always used to protect myself by never looking into it was on community and then when he was like yeah the new tank I was like that's a new
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tank yeah because I remember as well like and you've mentioned it before on the show you were like you know knowing
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that you were leaving you want to be extra vigilant yeah because if like we don't want to be we need to like look
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after ourselves to a certain extent yeah um because you know all that showing up just leave it there
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but yeah I mean obviously some stuff we'll talk about him we'll finish which broke my NDA anyway so that's a
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non-disclosure agreement if anyone's not sure what an NDA is because you know you might be 12. I'm watching this game what
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that was an NDA and you broke it I broke it apparently but GW knew it was not a great idea to openly fire their painting
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face and so told it to leave gracefully
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what they they told you to leave and then it just so happened that I mean I
35:44
wish I had a golden handshake that would have been great that would have helped with equipment yeah and then what you
35:49
just got on your bike and drove and found yourself here yeah yeah yeah apparently that's how it worked yeah idiot uh granted this is an extreme
35:56
example no it's wrong this is wrong it's not an extreme example it's just wrong but it makes sense why no it doesn't
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it's what it's all made up they either get people who become famous from g-dub and then leave a competitor or or people
36:09
who tarnish the brand uh well yeah sure so what what would you have done you you
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like you get I just found it really fun of this it was just made us do it for me it's great yeah but like in in one thing
36:21
I like picked up on in marketing is your sense so say soul shackle is was
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released what last Saturday whatever yeah um you're sent it a couple of weeks beforehand to like get
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it painted and get the tutorials I'd say probably a month before it's released but then it's at that stage it's been
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announced and it's all on community all the sprues everything so the the Imperial Guard one's a perfect example
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we before I left um we had two weeks put in
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um to the schedule for Imperial Guard yeah and I had no idea what there was
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and bear in mind in my head old he knew I was leaving because I wasn't asked to leave gracefully I wasn't going to get
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fired because we'd already decided that we're going to show off someone someone with a bow tie and a cigar came and they're like would you awfully mind
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leaving I hear you've been breaking NDA again Mr
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Peach yeah but uh so yeah so please do so gracefully because yeah yeah but yeah so you've got
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you've got your Maracas out what
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just written down so I had no idea what was in there and we just planned like we'll just do Katie and eighth and look
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at those color schemes until we know what those products are yeah uh well I assume they'll be vehicles I assume
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there'll be troops someone had said oh have you seen the new uh my backpacks and I was like that's the Canadian 92nd
37:51
that I did with the heavy weapon backpacks I think you'll find Panzer is actually known as new new Cadence I didn't know until until we got that I
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was like oh I've got backpacks well that is super interesting that that um I love it I I love the fact now that
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you know I I've that there's a conspiracy theory about how I left because yeah I'm such a bad guy I want to wear that where did someone literally
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did the person who put the poster of that literally just sit down and just like write themselves some fan fiction
38:18
yes it's either fan fiction or someone that works for the company that just wants to spread rumors and lies yes does
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make you wonder sometimes and then it might have gone through three or four hands and changed a little bit I haven't
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worked in Military Intelligence I'm now curious to know because not that I don't want to go and work for Games Workshop
38:34
but I'd be tempted to go and work for him if I found out the Games Workshop had a disinformation into the department because I've done that sort of stuff
38:40
before that's next to the department next to the leaks Department yeah yeah they're all part of the same thing
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they're all part the same I mean people believe that the leaks are done purpose that thing that shallow peaches On's
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doing well give me 10 minutes [Laughter]
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oh everyone's left now because I broke NDA apparently yes naughty people no no
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I'm a bad person I'm sorry I'm a terrible person so it's all willing uh left on good terms no one I mean you
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know everyone stayed for a drink I Bookmans I went and said I'm Leaving On this day and wants to me and say goodbye
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yeah I'll be having drinks and a lot of people turned up and we had some drinks
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and then I went into town we have a load of my friends from work so yeah uh that
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was I guess that was very gracefully done on a penny farthing no less
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because you said before you before you were there you didn't realize that they were all sitting around going oh we've
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got to go for the drinks with this NDA breaking brother to read so we've all agreed to yeah no
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managers turned up there just saying that's because he knew all about you yeah yeah because they're the one that
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asked you to leave gracefully yeah it was like a ballet and then they
40:00
got to the door and they just like pushed down Jacob coaxed into leaving like look just like trails and mmm Eminem's all the way down to the office
40:06
it's just to be fair that would work a trail a trail of sweets and it ends with your p45 I feel like James Wood in
40:13
Family Guy oh piece of candy yeah
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HR stood there with an empty bag of M M's yeah yeah because I feel like if if
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you're if you're being coaxed it's like you're being persuaded isn't that constructive dismissal what is being
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persuaded to leave God you know what I think you'd be doing really well if you had your own YouTube channel yeah oh you
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sent me some stuff now yeah yeah what about yourself oh I did I did have
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a giggle when I read that yeah yeah you found it didn't you yeah but yeah I was just like read it again this is
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interesting I really want to I'm not gonna comment because I won't do that but I just like I just want to find out more about myself from this person they
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seem to know an awful lot yeah after the circumstances and you know the
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NDA breaking feature that existed so you know okay so with this train of thought on this uh Anonymous commenter what
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would be the The Conspiracy Theory what we'll say right now it's absolutely not true because we're just going to make it
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up what's the conspiracy of why Duncan left uh Duncan left because
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um he used to actually have his own trailer in the car park um which is true he had his own train on
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the car park and he used to get quite angry when people didn't separate his Smarties into separate colors on his
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rider yeah and Roger would often try and calm him down but I think because of the
41:38
aura of Duncan's anger yeah would affect Roger as well yeah that he used to make him angry and when a South African
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sounds angry it's very offensive and there was people like Dad's getting
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wise Duncan's trailer bigger than mine who is he I'm a better painter I'm Daz Latham I mean he'd go into like his
41:55
appraiser and go I'm just leaving who are you so oh my God so I think um what
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it was was Duncan's trailer took up too much space in the car park yeah that time as well you know car parking was
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quite a problem yeah the workshops yeah like we have to get rid of the trailer Doug was like I'm out I'm gonna I'm
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gonna go I'm gonna leave I'll get my own trailer Airstream to the back of the car yeah yeah could you just point your mic
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towards you a bit more sorry thank you it wasn't just that it was the uh constant drowning puppies in the canal
42:24
where is she you didn't do that
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that's how Ryan oxides made yeah oh God
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yeah that's my that that's that's fact so what's what what's uh what what is so what I heard
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um yeah yeah so no no so so I heard that um
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the conspiracy theory that is 100 True of why why Duncan was he was pushed out
42:56
of the business because everybody knows you get the impression when you watch his videos that he is just a very
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aggressive man yeah yeah I get that um yeah yeah and
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um like uh Roger only went with him because he's in whatever his life his or
43:12
Aura of influence yeah of course yeah and and you know the the painting videos got
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really good and as soon as that one got over like a million views he would just go around punching staff yeah yeah
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um and then Daz Latham uh set up his own like YouTube channel with his own
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tutorials um and Duncan didn't like the the Limelight being taken away from him yeah so they had a fight in the car so
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they had a fight yeah um and like you were there I I was ref I was Duncan you had some in case you
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didn't turn up you had some booty shorts on and you were like round one holding the sign up
43:49
yeah he had booty shots and two paper pie
43:55
oh dear it's like that uh like that links advert where he's you think he's training to be a boxer but then he's
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just training to hold up the sign um there was a whole montage of that yeah
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um and then that's why Darren's um uh videos got taken down because Duncan broke his arm and yeah you know
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yeah yeah that's it yeah I I heard I heard like like almost like um like
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America American History X but he put his hand on a curb it was just like you're never gonna paint again and like
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stamped on his hand and then after that he was politely and delicately asked to
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leave yeah coaxed yeah they were like Duncan we love you but maybe you'd do well on your own and you'd get a million
44:37
dollars if you made your own paint range yeah and he was in the Rhino at the time running over people's cars so it was
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really awkward to try and get him out I know I know the actual Superstar oh
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really oh really yeah he decided that not only being the the his importance as
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he was he should be having a share of the match okay yeah oh right and what he wanted was a double-skinned rainmack
45:06
that's a ridiculous idea we're not going to move into double skin rain Max that was it did you know the extra accessory
45:13
you wanted was when you zipped up to the top it was his face oh you just kept zipping
45:21
sorry Pat are you trying to choke on her on a digestive I can't understand why I
45:26
can't understand why game trickshot didn't go for it out his own dark chocolate digestives
45:32
for our patreon Zoo sometimes we neglect by not showing them the biscuit Camp what what are you on Jeff what am I on a
45:39
diet go ahead yeah it's not the right words for someone who eats too much is it go
45:46
ahead and um on the table you might be able to see some Mr Kipling delectable
45:51
raspberry sponge oh do you like it when you go into uh the Weight Watchers Channel and it says would you like
45:56
cookies or not it's like oh come on no I don't want cookies it's like when you
46:02
have to do a speed awareness course it's on Zoom oh very good
46:08
it's a quick segue it just occurred to me this morning it's a really terrible dad joke when you're in The Barbers yes
46:15
and you've got people waiting is it a barbecue it is a barbecue yeah
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cool [Music] and are you classed if there's more than
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one of you classed as barbarians yes yeah cool cool that's it yeah sorry Sensational
46:31
I just want to know that's all about the topics is it a barbecue we answer all about the
46:37
topics on this show yeah yeah I mean I'm just loving the conspiracy theories man what's your conspiracy theory for me oh
46:45
that's what I want to know because I can tell you the actual truth after you've all guessed
46:51
okay or facted Okay so you witnessed all of the 100 fact stuff
46:58
that we just talked about yeah like the stock we just of course we just picked an element of the story of why Duncan
47:04
left it was actually all three yeah yeah and the e um the morph suit that had his
47:09
face on as well yeah um so everyone could just walk around like a Duncan clone it was a full print as well which is weird yeah yeah it was
47:16
so weird so um you witnessed that yeah and you were like well like
47:22
I'm he left and it was like the scene from that film with Tom Hanks and you were like I am the captain now
47:28
um and and you took everybody hostage yeah yeah yeah um and a few people escaped but um
47:35
you're just again just like I'm not gonna say needlessly aggressive but you know very militant and definitely cross
47:42
yeah yeah you wanted that power um but sadly uh you had a crippling
47:49
addiction to tea and biscuits yep and I still struggle to this day yeah well
47:54
it's made West because we just don't eat we're just enableers I know I mean yeah yeah um and he put me on the spot and my
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memory's just fading I mean I didn't it didn't help that when
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the new guys turned up um if they didn't present oh so yeah this is it so so yeah you were the sole
48:14
face of painting and and you you weren't allowed to do any painting when Warhammer plus was being developed yeah
48:20
and you didn't like that I did not like that um at all so you just got more and more Angry yeah
48:25
um and just just like this in the room yeah so you spent yeah you spent your time
48:31
um instead of filming painting just just beating Joe your videographer you're
48:37
just like let's go to the painting Studio we don't have anything to film in the morning I was like what's your name it was like Joe I was like oh what's
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your name punch back that's right yeah yeah that's it and and
48:49
you can hear him crying in the toilet yeah but you put the oranges in a pillowcase so it wouldn't leave a bruise
48:55
um the fact you know that's scary I watched some prison dramas recently
49:01
um and they just beat the crap out of each other um are they easy pay or satsumas or just big hard orange
49:11
yeah yeah I'm in a good mood you're only getting satsumas yeah yeah yeah but
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there's 12 of them yeah yeah but you were um yeah and then the new blood arrived
49:22
um and then and then things just went downhill from there because they're all women apart from Adam yes and we know
49:29
what I'm like with women yeah absolutely I'm not like that at all no so don't believe that yeah um I'm gonna talk
49:36
before we get in more hot water don't leave responses um yeah so uh you just you were terrible
49:42
megalomaniac yeah you couldn't take the pressure from the new blood coming in and being like well I want a paint like
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this and you were like no and you paint like this and I made them present exactly like I presented yes 100 exactly
49:54
to the point where they'd wave at the camera and go hi I I'm peachy yeah and
49:59
that's why that's why the names got cut yeah because they were like they were like they're so brainwashed yeah they
50:04
were like just say just say your own name and they were like but they just start rocking backwards and forwards I
50:09
can't it was the Shaving of the heads that uh was the last one yeah this is why they were only hands because I gotta wait for the hair to grow
50:17
yeah poor Louise okay Jeff Why did peachyloof um he left
50:24
because they couldn't create a um a vaccine fast enough for the fact that it's all to do with that NDA yeah that
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nasty question [Music] oh man that was it really it just spread
50:37
through the company like wildfire it was awful they just couldn't get a virus together quick enough and then covered
50:43
struck and it just did you know when they you know when games workshopped on to sometime because of covert it wasn't
50:48
because of covert it's the NDA you you've triggered an old memory which I think do I do I mention it or not oh
50:55
good God no no screw it oh here we go again just drop yourself in so I
51:00
remember my early days in in not retail
51:05
I'll tell you I moved over to the studio and there was a couple of guys that used to work in the scenery making Department
51:12
called it was called Q lab because they'll you know have to bond oh cool and they had something on their own I
51:18
was like what's this and it was like loads of arrows and loads of like things pointing and it was called the clap map
51:26
and I was like what's the clap map and I was like well because there's a lot of I don't call it
51:33
incest but obviously within workshops and ancestrous relationship a lot of
51:39
people would move around Partners quite frequently uh head office that uh well yeah these two decided they were going
51:45
to try and find that patient X because there's so many people like walking around like scratching and this that and
51:51
the other side so he's got it and he dated her she dated that guy so I think it's this so they had this map of like
51:58
they were trying to work out who patient zero was who spread the clap across Games Workshop at that time that was
52:04
like 2 000. you know often on the show I get accused of going too far I wouldn't have told
52:10
that story I thought it was one of those things that just uh a fond memory of Workshop a
52:17
fun memory yeah it was super like my Fondest Memories were when everyone had STIs well it just it was just such a
52:23
weird sort of like you know because I was so isolated working in like a retail shop yeah
52:30
um and it was just me and like Duncan and a guy called nige and Alex and and
52:35
Neil I'll just name took and you're all out there again yeah yeah you know you are um and there's what five six of us we
52:42
all get on we we play uh games in the evenings we've all got Partners we do our Duty and store we get kids excited
52:48
about the hobby we go then you move to head office and there's a whole different environment very weird yeah
52:54
and it took me a long time to get used to that sort of environment it was just weird like you
53:00
know lots of Parts because the retail um used to do lots of like big parties they used to close off bugman's uh for like
53:07
the managers meetings do like beer nights which was like a free bar they used to do the boat races and stuff that
53:12
ended up getting cut down because it came a bit too Ladish and a bit too over the top yeah to the port that's like people be thrown up everywhere I
53:18
remember I went to bugman's toilets that night because um we were asked to go as our favorite
53:24
groups and our region at the time was a big fan of the Spy skills so we all had to go as the Spy skills so I went as Old
53:31
Spice um so I just wore a bottle but yeah I had to dress up as as a Spice Girl so yeah I
53:38
was in like a yellow dress I thought I had a pretty pretty heart quite like tights they feel quite nice my dad used to say when he's in the Army tights are
53:44
quite good for keeping your legs warm so I was like I could see that now I can appreciate that they are very nice see why people wear tights they're very
53:49
comfortable there was only 15 denier so they weren't super thick um and then I was in this like outfit
53:56
and I was like I need to go to the toilet so I went to the toilet [Laughter]
54:02
well you know I've always think that you're about to talk about venereal
54:07
diseases yellow dresses all the rest but I like the fact that it was important thing
54:13
I'm so scared of where this is going so I went to the toilets and every six so
54:18
someone had been drinking so much that they was they were so sick yeah every sink was full of sick it's a lot of sick
54:25
every single one of them and I just wanted to go to the toilet and wash my hands and I had these nightmares about like we arrange your tights yeah get the
54:33
ladders out uh and in the end uh I was like I'm going home I found another toilet went
54:39
to another toilets and that was fine and me and my uh buddy both decided we're gonna we're gonna go home we're just
54:45
gonna go because we went back to the hotel and he was like I can't be bothered to tomorrow let's just get get a taxi back to Derby a taxi at that time
54:52
was about 30 quid to Derby yeah I waited for him the taxi was waiting I waited I waited he'd obviously fallen asleep so I was like decided I'll get in the taxi
54:58
got in the taxi got to Derby guy dropped me off and I was like I don't know I'm not going to get a taxi all the way to
55:03
my home I'm gonna walk so now I'm in this yellow dress dude the yellow dress I was like walking back through Darby it
55:11
was it was an interesting evening uh but yeah uh it was that they they were horrible things I think those old
55:17
manager meetings were the uh the After parties were crikey were definitely different and I'm glad they don't exist
55:23
anymore I think it's listening I think STIs was the least again
55:28
yeah that was so what so why did you leave [Laughter]
55:38
I didn't touch on that no just digress completely I mean we are off topic as
55:44
always I think I think this has been the most derailed episode we've ever done did you say
55:50
derailed or deranged both but I'm absolutely here for it yeah but actually
55:56
the reason the main reason I left was uh it was the constant uh walking down the
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corridor with a baseball bat [Music] get into the filming Studio whacking on
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the door all the new presenters faces white scared as that [ __ ] shaved head and then
56:14
I'm trying I'll try and then poor Liz we have a long uh red lock she's like with
56:20
a blonde razor do it and it was a blunt raiser I'd used it for my legs
56:30
they're very comfortable don't judge me I like them yeah it was just a constant you know
56:37
just I think we are tactics the megalomania you like it's it's hard being the boss isn't it it is it's tough
56:43
up top apparently yeah um and yeah I just you know I just let power get to my head to the point that I
56:48
became evil and that and it took a small halfling cleric to come along and go you
56:55
have become what you sought to defeat and I was like oh I become the bad guy she was like yes you've got you've got
57:01
all sorts of you you're wearing people's faces you're you've got like you've made that that manager's head into like
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shoulder armor and then did Batman and turned up and he was like you either die a hero
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I live long enough to see yourself become the villain yeah I know I am just flipping like and you're alive go away
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Batman so yeah yeah so you've heard it here
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that was officially why Chris Peach left Games Workshop and all the sex best comments going around yeah because of
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the post room getting that wrong oh yeah no that was not true I mean obviously
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that story was true that we talked about last time but yeah I obviously don't I don't know how we bolt any more conversations I think we should move on
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to a nice gift we got gifts we got given uh I got sense are we we're not gonna
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get this person in trouble are we well I've asked and he didn't seem that bothered but I I will put the name I'll
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double check and we can always bleep it out yeah um so uh an author who did this is a
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bunch of short stories um contacted me on Twitter was up I don't even know I did a book about
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Benjamin Nobles I was like you did because I've been out of I remember the days when I I could keep note of all the
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books that used to come out and like most of the workshop products it's just so many now I can't keep track of it I'm just like which and he sent us one each
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I think we should do a book club and read the story and maybe have a bit of a
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diet you know so it's like a bunch of short stories yeah so it's like Rob young wrote it is called I remember the
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name so void uh where are we uh it's called the Roar of the void by Rob young
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um and it's about the ventrily Nobles which are a tank regiment eventually Nobles
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and they're Amalgamated with a Talon desert Raider and there's an Inquisitor that's been sent because the planet they've just been to has dealt with a
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load of chaos uprisings um is that your dog's name just stop
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I'll put your mic like underneath my belly
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can we hit the door stop now
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oh stage fright yeah yeah yeah
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performance anxiety happens to a lot of people oh yeah yeah yeah heresy because there's a chance that
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there's some Heretics in the event trillion Nobles I can't imagine so I'll sing at the end and I might love or hate
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Rob at the end of this depending what you're just in my beloved yeah well I mean you you were obviously um you've
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got to send us a nice message as well from what from what we've learned today you're an egotistical megalomaniac so um
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he probably killed them all yeah thank you very much erase all remnants
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of Chris Peach yeah at Games Workshop yeah all all those little bits of
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graffiti on the toilets yeah did I ever tell you about cubicle four yes have I ever done it on on on here uh yeah I
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think it was the cleaners and the Rocks yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think it might be in the one that uh
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maybe I did yeah yes I think I did we talked about it recently yeah I'm I'm old I just say the same things nowadays
1:00:08
whenever I meet family I just repeat what I said yeah when we when we turn when we turn the cameras off we're just
1:00:13
going to pop you back in your wheelchair someone thought your care is here so I I
1:00:19
somebody thought what sorry so I uh I went to I think it was Las Vegas open and I was doing a seminar and like and
1:00:26
I'd gone off to get some more water we'll get a cup of tea and people were filtering into the room where there's
1:00:31
been done yeah and I walk in this guy cop was like oh my God I always thought you're in a wheelchair and I was like
1:00:37
well I do sit down and do painter lessons I mean that's a really random way to introduce yourself but yeah cool
1:00:42
you think you're a Patrick Stewart maybe that's what he was getting at maybe he thought I was Xavier there was
1:00:49
like a joke that you just weren't in it just went over my head yeah because it was so smooth
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[Laughter] yes yes thank you for the books that's
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really really started reading mine it's cool enjoying it yeah yeah it's good it's good really rooting it's more like
1:01:07
a crime-solving thing so far investigations going on yeah excellent it's pretty cool fantastic right
1:01:14
brilliant yeah have we banned through everything we needed to speak about um I mean I don't we didn't need
1:01:19
something I don't think we needed to talk about a great deal of this show um yeah that's true but if we add them
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so there's a bit about 12 minutes long yeah yeah well I've actually got loads of topics yeah yeah but we'll save those
1:01:32
for the next chat I learned recently that cheesecake isn't technically a cake so I need to have is it what is it is it
1:01:39
a flan I don't know I don't know what it is to be honest but I need to have a new favorite cake now
1:01:48
yeah it is a good excuse okay Jaffa Cake is a cake whoa this is a bit the biscuit Society took them to court yeah it's
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such a British story yeah it's amazing it's like it's not a cake it's a biscuit and apparently they made a big one and
1:02:01
they were like look it is a cake yeah and cakes go hard and biscuits go soft yeah
1:02:07
had this on Twitter didn't he was he said I don't wanna rock the boat but the Twix isn't a
1:02:13
chocolate bar it's a biscuit yeah and I think I discovered something very interesting about I think it's uh round
1:02:20
trees uh so watch this uh oh yeah this uh this is really boring for anyone watching so you might want to turn off now no don't it's interesting story so
1:02:27
there was a company uh in the 1800s yeah called round trees who obviously makes like fruit pastels fruit pastels but at
1:02:33
the time chocolate was quite a decadent thing that only the middle class number class could afford like like pineapples
1:02:40
yeah yeah so um or over the world we're currently live in cucumbers so there's a very well yeah apparently yeah weird
1:02:46
cucumbersome red peppers I saw a headline apologies for interrupting I saw a headline um just scrolling through
1:02:53
my phone and it was from like a broadsheet newspaper and it said Europeans mocking British by taking
1:02:59
photos of full shelves I am I went into Aldi yesterday and I
1:03:05
bought 12 eggs and a cucumber and as I put them on the counter it says the guy I'm stunned I've managed to get both of
1:03:11
these items in okay one business and he went yeah things are a bit tight at the moment get them then he said 400 pounds
1:03:16
please yeah and I said and I said I'm gonna go home and I'm putting the Cucumber on eBay
1:03:21
sorry round cheese chocolate yes sir there's this company very forward thinking of its time so yeah Factory
1:03:27
it'd make confectionery for yeah for the for the rich and the famous um and you used to have a suggestions
1:03:33
box for his employees to suggest ideas and products and stuff he also had his
1:03:40
staff village where he'd actually make houses for his staff yes that's how they did it back in yeah
1:03:47
well one on the terrorist staff put in the suggestions going it would be really nice to have an affordable confectionary
1:03:55
treat for the working class yeah that could fit into your lunch
1:04:00
yeah your lunchbox yeah you take and the guy was like this is really interesting I'll say I watched the documentary about
1:04:06
it was really clever uh he literally all of the so this is how kitkats were made at the time uh was all of the um excess
1:04:14
from all the other products were made into a KitKat so any biscuit bits were broken down into biscuit any like
1:04:19
caramelly toffee kind of stuff was put in the next layer then any spare chocolate was left was then turned into the chocolate and it was made so it
1:04:26
could fit into people's patterns I do love a cake so it was full-on recycling full on making sure you got so the KitKat is whether people like it or not
1:04:33
as a chocolate confectionery was yeah designed for the poor Mr
1:04:39
Roundtree was the corpse Grinders of the confectionery it was it was absolutely it was recycling that corpse
1:04:47
it's Nestle now I think but yeah where did that go just just for just four fingers Jeff
1:04:54
just arranged I I feel that down if I only end up with two yeah yeah I I tend to eat the more in
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one go yeah my sister my sister when she was younger got a solid chocolate KitKat
1:05:06
um and we always used to take the mick out of her and say no you didn't you just made it up um and then I got one and then I was like I'm so sorry about
1:05:13
getting that silver following oh it's great go on that one yeah I know yeah yeah I think they do they do keep
1:05:19
them in some kind of foil don't they no just in a wrap on them is it paper wrapper no it's a plastic wrapper of
1:05:25
course it is yeah I always like Bill Bailey's one where he said you remember when they brought out the big chunky KitKat yeah and he says I like to melt
1:05:33
the four of them together and pretend I'm an elfized yeah yeah it's a good good stand
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up there oh before we end the show oh oh God should we get the dog out because
1:05:46
we got complaints when we mentioned the dog's asleep she's awake now yeah because the last
1:05:51
time he said the dog was on was in um those people you never showed the dog yeah we need to do um
1:05:58
yeah he'll be a dog cam so Audio Only listeners this is oh Belle a dog oh it's
1:06:07
Bella what what breed is Bella Bella is a Legato Roman Nolo which means you just
1:06:13
made that up say that five times faster
1:06:22
which is what she is so when anybody asks all things when we say the dog's under the table it's because you can fit
1:06:30
in there Mrs hair she's seven months old very chilled as well yeah she's great yeah she's pretty chilly isn't she which
1:06:36
is great it's not the right time to have a massive dog allergies but I love dogs so I don't care
1:06:43
I feel terrible now that you've got a dog oh no I mean I I used to live at mum
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dad's and they had dogs and they still do have dogs and I went away to University came back uh
1:06:54
from time to time and then just develop because you can develop allergies at any point yeah and then just develop this
1:07:00
horrible allergy to dogs so there was one time one of a um we had a cocker spaniel called Toby my sister looks
1:07:06
after it now licked my wrist because I'm a t-shirt I lit my wrist literally within like two seconds it was like
1:07:12
just load of hives popped up oh wow constantly sneezing my eyes will be sore now I do this thing because I let them lick my faces because I'm an idiot so I
1:07:18
let the dogs lick my face so I'm like I'm gonna I'm gonna pay for this later I've had my eyes swell up I'm like that's you that's you actually are like
1:07:24
literally streaming well you should be all right with her because um how fair in the traditional sense
1:07:30
regardless I'm gonna let them lick my face well lick your face
1:07:35
if it's fair Beast you won't get off there because she's hypoallergenic cool yeah that's interesting but I I love
1:07:42
dogs so much that I don't actually care if to the point that where I struggle to breathe that's that's when I might go so
1:07:48
next time I bring her do I have to bring an EpiPen no yeah you're there on the floor just being
1:07:54
like licked to death yeah me and Jeff are just stabbing you on the table like that scene in Pulp Fiction it's
1:07:59
literally like like a slightly bad hay fever that's what it feels like it's not
1:08:04
terrible at all so that's why I'm not so bothered Liz is always like did you take your um antihistamine before you go into it I was like nah it's interesting like
1:08:11
when you get obviously everybody goes through puberty but I feel like when you're in your 20s you almost like have
1:08:17
a second one where it's just like I just can't like with like weird ones like you develop allergies to stuff and it's like
1:08:25
I'm always really hot Charis my girlfriend is always really cold um and all that's early 20s you discover
1:08:32
you like olives yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah weirdly I didn't like olives for a long
1:08:37
time then I suddenly started liking them yeah yeah 27 years old found Dr needed glasses yeah yeah it's bizarre isn't it
1:08:45
like yeah like I I got a taste for wine as I got older only just starting to get into whiskey now yeah I'm onto white
1:08:51
Spirits now okay that's why you left
1:08:57
the rest of the story because it's all acrylic base so I couldn't drink anything anymore let's go back he wasn't drinking it it's
1:09:04
while he was dipping it to try and get rid of that problem he had so wrong bleep all of that
1:09:11
bleep it all oh right I think we need to end yes we need to know all the usual
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things patreon come and join us we have a patreon it's wonderful uh difficult
1:09:22
I I should do some little advertisements of the tuition I've been doing because I've had quite a lot of people joining
1:09:27
the tuition the one-to-one um we'll check out that it's 130 but you get like two hours with the Peach
1:09:34
um and so far I always cater them to to what you want I don't do non-metallic metals I don't do airbrushing because
1:09:39
I'm not skilled at those things airbrushing I'm sure I can as time goes on um but yeah all the people that have
1:09:45
joined so far I've had quite a few returning customers and learning stuff one of them one at one point wanted to
1:09:50
learn how to be a better presenter one of them wanted to learn how to be faster at painting so yeah and yeah
1:09:56
to learn how to abuse his subordinates yes absolutely um how many oranges
1:10:01
should I put in the socks yeah we have limited spaces because as we do on Fridays and stuff also as well if you
1:10:07
can um on patreon you can send photographs you work and you're looking yeah so there's there's a the Potter t uh tier
1:10:14
so um once per month you can send some of your stuff that you're working on and then I'll I don't always get like we've
1:10:20
had a few sometimes they disappear into like Discord or Instagram which has now been dealt with
1:10:26
um so yeah if you can contact an email and then just send them to me on the Instagram I'm just gonna say we have the
1:10:33
email address at the bottom in the description so if you wanted well this is for patreon that's for patreon
1:10:39
yep discord's awesome I love it yeah we've got we've got a lot of uh I love the memes channel on that one it's just
1:10:45
it's just constant bombardment of memes yeah yeah and I I downloaded dark type
1:10:50
to play uh shooting oh yeah well I downloaded it on Steam
1:10:56
um but they downloaded it on Xbox game pass for PC and they were like hey it's
1:11:01
okay you can get a refund because you haven't played for two hours yet oh of course so yeah so I did that and then I
1:11:06
downloaded it and then I haven't played with them yet it's two hours or two weeks whichever comes first I didn't
1:11:13
know that because I uh my dad used to do that he would get a game ago this is rubbish and then get it refunded yeah I
1:11:18
was like oh I would do that I was like has it been two weeks have you played it for more than two hours I've not played it for more than two hours like it's been two weeks it's been about two years
1:11:24
dad he's like no you won't get a reason on that okay fantastic but I'm very much
1:11:30
looking forward to uh talking uh talking nonsense with them and uh students married yeah it sounds good I'll get it
1:11:36
I need to upgrade my PC to do it that's something we should do yeah I think because we we absolutely have to do some
1:11:42
streaming um and I really want to play Shooters blood and teeth with uh with you guys oh
1:11:48
yeah the orc one um I'll just be in case anyone puts in the comments we haven't forgot about the
1:11:53
game we're still working on him still investing them yeah I wish now in hindsight we haven't mentioned it until
1:11:59
yeah it's an ongoing thing isn't it that
1:12:04
we're just working our heads around yeah it's always busy YouTube is is non-stop yes Relentless but it's good yeah it's
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good to be busy yeah again thank you for getting us to 50 000 subscribers you're
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welcome Jeff yeah as you know so everyone that watches to
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all of all the patreons all the subscribers yeah you're all awesome thank you so much very very grateful that you would uh listen to us Ramble On
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Being idiots and I won't say goodbye I'll say happy design see you later I'm going with ciao
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bye
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