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Feb 13, 2023
STRONG LANGUAGE FROM THE 25 MINUTE MARK. I gave up using the censor as I was using it so much it was just a bit annoying! If you know Dave, you know his brand. We're so pleased to bring you a chat with the One and Only MS_Paints, we discuss the Hobby, health, biscuits, and Arnie Movies to name a few topics. Make sure you subscribe to Dave here: @MSPaints Join our Patreon: https://patreon.com/thepaintingphase Help Support the channel with our affiliate links: UK: https://elementgames.co.uk/?d=10835 EUROPE: https://taschengelddieb.de/?affiliate=tpp US: use code paintingphase to get 10% off at https://www.goblinshut.com/ We Print Miniatures: https://weprintminiatures.com/thepaintingphase THEPAINTINGPHASE for 10% off Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/thepaintingphase/ https://www.instagram.com/__peachy_tips__/ https://www.instagram.com/geoffsavory/ https://www.instagram.com/pileofshamepaints/
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hi I'm peachy hello I'm Patrick hello I'm Jeff nice and you may notice
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we have not Jeff next was right now or Pat it's a mixture of the two
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you got that in your head about three hours
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stop talking to me that's good Dave Dave from MSP am I in that one you've got
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whichever one you want you're in a wide there and then this is your close-up yeah mostly how you doing Dave nice to have
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you on the show I'm all right yeah thanks for thanks for having me this is really weird yesterday I was in a situation where I completely forgotten
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and then I bumped into someone at a war game show and they were like you're on the painting phase tomorrow I was like
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heresy and then my partner's like you're what like the painting phase is a woman that
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I haven't told her about what do you mean the paint in the face who's that who's in Nottingham where is
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she like [ __ ] tickets on my lunch break
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kind of come at this time this is cheaper this is cheaper so it did work out cheaper in the end excellent yes I'm
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good I'm happy to be here and I think you guys are gonna talk about me today which is a horrifying prospect it's the
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best Prospect just about you but I think looking at it I think there's something like 40
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questions that we've had from our patreons I think a lot of them get to the core of asking you about you through
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yeah yeah okay in the form of in the form of quick fire questions I mean we've not introduced to your friend yet oh my friend or the most important
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person most important friend Hector Hector health and safety frog absolute
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Legend I would say health and safety Legend but you are darker useless mate and the police were on the other day for
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a hobnob related incident uh you know I'm just painting my Ants you know all five minutes of painting a tree it's
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like excuse me sir can we talk about your your frog friend he's not my friend but he's a frog uh yeah he's he's the
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other I guess third of Ms paints yeah so we'll get on to that if you have no idea what any of this is about it's great
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what you've walked into not only do you get to watch cool sort of videos of like
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painting scenery or like painting trees but you get to be introduced to Hector and Tony and Tony yeah yeah we like Tony
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yeah everyone loves Tony good New Yorker right I'm assuming the New Yorker I think so he's not really told me much
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about his past he looks like a gangster he's got he looks Shady he's running a couple of nights you know
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covered in bombash like a Looney Tunes character and you can smell petrol I mean you're like Tony where you've been just that new insurance job I've got you
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know apparently yes I said it's a ragtag
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group um he's just me in a room by myself having the time in my life well talking about yourself where where did Ms paints
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all come from because for my sins uh I I'm still quite new to the uh the
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internet Community because I was locked in a room and not allowed to see anyone for a long time yeah yeah I'm gonna make videos yeah apparently you don't you
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don't have to honest to God right you don't have to type in WWE there anymore to go anywhere that's great yeah yeah
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you type in the thing guess the end of it and it just takes you there you're like
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so you could just type in lovehoney.com
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so where did Ms paints all start I guess like all people you're getting to ask
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where their YouTube career started March 2020 yeah yeah
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uh I I had my work schedule basically cleared for a year because no one no one
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knew how long I'm gonna go on for um and I was like right I am a white man
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in my 30s what do I do with my YouTube it was either that or a podcast so I
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thought okay let's try YouTube it's gonna say we've done both yeah yeah I had a podcast already I just didn't want
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another one oh amazing so yeah that was that was kind of the the free time aspect to it and I thought
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yeah I can I will learn camera as a result um I own a film company in York and
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those guys had to go off in a separate Direction because we weren't allowed to see each other so I was just left in a building where I illegally lived under
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my music production desk um saving up for a house and I was just left in that building with a frog and a
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puppet film kit like okay how did any of this work let's find out
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yeah yeah that was basically it and obviously the the thing I do forget about to mention is I have MS yes which
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is the MS paints thing so the MS paints obviously Microsoft paints that's the joke hahaha
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the thing that's not so funny and you learn to laugh at it is that I do have MS and that
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that diagnosis kind of changed my entire not just outlook on life when I kindly
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finally settled into it uh but it changed how I then perceived the
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Warhammer hobby or the the broader Hobby in general um and you know within a couple of weeks
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I was just like right I need to reassess now what's actually important when it comes to the Hobby but also how I
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physically do things because in 10 years I might just wake up and then I can't pick up a brush anymore you know what I
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mean yeah yeah yeah feel free to laugh along to you these are jokes yeah I'll find my time
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how long um how long have you been diagnosed
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2018 maybe the back end of 2018. all right
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okay I can't really remember too much quite recent really it's a fairly recent thing so I've been into Warhammer just
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exclusively for a couple of years um and I kind of got into my head that yeah I want to be the best painter ever I
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want to be really good at this I want to be amazing and then went for the consultation at the hospital
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um and they said yeah we're going to get you on some medication there's been some interesting things we found on your scans
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um And my partner's next to me and she sees the the MRI on the screen and she's like oh I just thought you had a massive
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thick scald head that's full of brain your head's massive but you've got a really big brain anyway what were you
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saying yeah so this Scar Tissue here on the spine that's bad okay yeah so yeah it
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came as a bit of a shock but you kind of settle into it and yeah you develop your survival in your Gallows humor yeah yeah
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and you just kind of crack on with it really and that's kind of the channel started out with techniques
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specifically for people that might have additional needs or differently abled and try to avoid the word disability
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because that implies you can't do something yeah yeah and um yeah I could definitely jack up yeah I don't
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doubt it I reckon I could still go well that's what you're picking that board up the other day yeah the more down board that was that was nearly the limit
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though it was pretty big yeah there's a jump cut afterwards I was sat down for 15 minutes on camera just like what
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come on yeah so it's uh what was I saying yeah it initially started out where I want to
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teach people in a more accessible way but then you start learning cameras and you go down that rabbit hole and you're
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like Harrison I'll put a video out however I've not learned anything new so maybe I'll make it an attitude thing
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maybe I'll make it a cultural shift which is something that I wanted to do because you know we've all had that
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conversation or that moment before where I've seen a thumbnail on YouTube and thought prick
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and it's now it's become more about uh differently abled people can now see
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someone who is differently abled in the hobby doing the thing having a go you see me brother up you see me get things
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wrong you see me drop stuff thankfully not lenses anymore we've got magnets on all of them put magnets in my hand that's amazing no
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they make them look plastic now um yeah and that's kind of enough for me to still be on track with my mission
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yeah which is he's taking the the ritual and the reverence that is applied to painting on YouTube and dial it back
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uh which which a lot of channels do but I want to maintain the the high level polish and the production value that
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normally comes with the reverence and the this is how things are painted which is pretty much
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how we started rain yeah who's that it was Layman Payton wasn't it that was our
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our aim from the beginning yeah yeah yeah yeah what was like Layman painting but not Layman production values you
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know yeah and you know and then you load your standards and got me oh there is no lowering together
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but it wasn't the biggest of Step ladders no no two step one yeah yeah no I mean I'm
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from the like accessibility so I remember yeah I don't know if you ever watched any of the podcasts we used to
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put out in warmer TV but there was one we had an interview with Wade and he was asking me about my hobby journey and I mentioned about my dad because my dad
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had a stroke in the 90s yeah and left-hander can't really pretend movies
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is Left-Handed that much so he had to like change using the other hand and start painting super frustrating but
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then seeing the things he would do yeah and I've tried to like always remember
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yes that that kind of thing even though I I've not suffered from that like how useful dry brushing is or like
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I know some people hate me swamping models in known oil but not everyone has that accuracy and that neatness so you
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know we do get a lot of comments about that don't we I don't care yeah I I I use it for what it's designed for
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and it speeds up painting and it's also really easy for anyone at any level including high-end painters because I've
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seen them swim models before yeah um so yeah it's it's a good technique if someone doesn't like us Finance opinion
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you know on power to you but it's what I like doing it's an opinion in the YouTube comments which is is a heretic
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and well in a shopping center in everything real loud about your wish
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for Christmas
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it's an interesting place isn't it the YouTube comment section it's like the devious Wild West yeah yeah do leave a
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comment by the way please I was saying to someone recently that I don't think the YouTube comment section is as bad as
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it used to be it's like back in the day like if we get I'll mispronounce it because I don't
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want to make it sound serious but if we get a boost yeah um it's usually on shorts yeah and like Tick Tock and stuff
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like that yeah yeah and it's because I suppose they're quite quick they're not like as well you know fully edited and
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it's like the full explanation it's just like quick fire stages yeah so people just like oh it's pants I'm gonna I'm
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gonna write that I'm not just gonna say it out loud
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least useful one we've had that beautiful video that we had with Bob Naismith who was an absolute gentleman
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and he was such a nice nice guy I think I talked about from the very beginnings of how you sculpted with the materials
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yeah which doesn't even dry all the way through the process and then eventually moving with the times when I managed in
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his 70s now working on CAD so that it can then be used towards making files for 3D printing and someone literally
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left the comment upon I despised 3D print he's like that's the takeaway from that
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hour launcher cheers literally the times you just go really
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you know just a barely tenuously linked statement yeah just right okay not a fan
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of kitkats watch it back I've got a KitKat wrapper in the bin repent
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[Music]
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so yeah so you obviously got diagnosed and then went for a bacon sandwich
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yeah my mom was in the cube to get bacon
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sandwiches crying and I'm like just just should be fine mum I'll be all right
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yeah so it's um it changed a lot of things in my life really like I was just getting into power
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lifting okay um and then you try power lifting with
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MS and then you stand up with some weights in your hand and then you can literally see through time
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and and your spine your spine feels like a power cable but you've put the wrong
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voltage in the wall so you just stood there basically on fire seeing through time uh like in Clockwork Orange like
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yeah yeah so we jacked that in yeah yeah yeah yeah lots of changes but um
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ultimately it's just made me a better person yeah I think yeah as weird as that sounds it's
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chilled me out it's um readjusted priorities and
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yeah interesting few years and now I'm on YouTube and YouTube's weird yeah yeah
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fun but weird fun but weird and it weirdly pays more than actual film
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composing that I used to do and Sound Engineering sound recording so to
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actually have it's not a great wage but a steady wage to be creative is probably one of the
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rarest things you'll get in the world yeah yeah so I know a lot of people don't get it and that they are usually
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they they're your grandmas or your grandpa's going but it's your hobby my my partner's 95 year old grandfather
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trying to explain what I do to extend the Family around the table at his birthday oh that must be fun
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so funny a little frog friend
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they went for it I'm sat there like that is what I do Donald
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that's really nice I remember it wasn't that many moons ago when I spoke to my
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youngest child and said what do you want to be when you grew up and he said I want to do YouTube and I went no you
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probably rather think about a proper career and now I do YouTube
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advice still the same yeah well actually it's gone yeah you can do
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YouTube but make sure you've got the comment section Switched Off yeah and don't click on links yeah
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should we go for a first page so so we asked on patreon um that you were coming on embrace
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yourself um as I mentioned earlier when we we name dropped him already Bob Naismith when he
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was on we maybe had less less than half a dozen questions or quite sort of like oh let's
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talk about the history and this medium and that and um how many questions Bob Naismith get
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sorry uh less less than six you got you got loads mate you got about 40. oh my God the Imposter syndrome just
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kicked in and now I'm claustrating okay okay so you gotta you gotta share load
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of questions from patreon yeah I think they've got some shared patrons so they will be trying to whine me brother yeah yeah some of them are um we'll we'll go
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with um a friend of the channel Dr Andrew Gibson what is your favorite cheese my
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favorite cheese I like a onesie there than cranberry oh good choice yeah it's susceptible to gout though yeah yeah
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yeah so when the cheese comes out around Christmas I'm like right this is the only time I've got a week off work let's
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let's do this that's what's going up yeah we are I'm a um I'm a foot and a fingers man are you getting your fingers
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yeah but I had it in this in in the middle finger on my left hand and Then followed it up very rapidly not long
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after with the in the first finger as well I hardcored it and just heated the needle in the end and just burst it
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I thought oh I didn't know you could burst it is it in the bone and you burst it even though it was in it comes up through the
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it comes up it goes into the bone but it also as a side effect leaves a can have a blistering effect and yeah I just I
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just done them I'm terrified no it's not nice I'm not gonna eat cheese moving on yeah okay
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next question Sean Smith I've genuinely always wondered where those puppets have come from along with the skill to
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Puppeteer them there's a background to the man I've not heard about in his videos would also be interested to hear
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about how he's getting on with his 1994 space Marina
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I don't understand that reference I'll answer the first question the second question I did uh a rebuild
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in the past video and I was basically rounded up all my childhood seconds some first edition stuff uh and put it all
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together all the missing arms and put some extra arms over Forge World bits my friend gave me um and essentially made everything I had
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as a kid or at acquired since old stuff usually all metal and made it into a a
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nice little thing and at no point did I think heresy paint this so thank you for that was it Sean
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yes yes and you you've also hunted them because I won't remember watching them really enjoying you hunted down the
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original um not the original but like the second land speeder didn't you second edition yeah the metal one I was really cool
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video I really liked that it was cool to see that again that one yeah that was in a random car boot box with tomb Kings in
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it oh wow yeah
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there's a few Clarence Marines in there um put the Tim King's land speeder and
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then what was the other question where do the puppets come from yeah and the skills to Puppeteer them it's pretty nice
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uh so Tony I used to do children touring children shows with
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which is really weird I'm not gonna name the show because your Warhammer people are weird and you'll find the show and
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the guy and make his life miserable so uh but yeah I used to travel the country
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um a little bit of Europe and we just used to do a traveling kids show and I was the Puppeteer uh randomly while I
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was filming some of his promo stuff I picked up the puppet and gave it an Italian accent no his kids
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would heresy provided this puppet when he puppeteered it because it was like Hey kids how was it good
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and I picked it up and they were on the floor rolling and laughing and the Nakia and Ruder it got the more they enjoyed
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it uh sorry gave me a job which is obviously the logical thing you do absolutely yeah so yeah Dave if we could
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um I know you've done it in the last 20 shows in this one could we not talk about the bodies buried in Pittsburgh
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yeah I noticed you were trying to make it so I couldn't do that joke I did
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I'm sorry about that anywhere between
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3 and 12. I almost found it yeah so yeah when we eventually parted ways um I took
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the puppet with me because no one else could really Puppeteer it and I didn't want that to happen so I bought the puppet off him and then kind of left
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and gave it some time like three years I think so that there was a distance so
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dads who kids had seen the show because it was quite a popular show wouldn't see the puppet and he's now just on there
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just shooting the warhammers and heretic yes we gave it some time and then Tony
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started appearing yeah so and Hector is Hector is Hector who is not a puppet
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he's not a puppet no so you know how inconvenient that makes him yeah yeah to
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put in videos yeah uh but I'm Gonna Keep it a mystery for everyone else yeah I don't blame him yeah keep your secrets keep the magic I think yeah yeah a lot
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of kids really love Hector so yeah I think it's great I like his love for hobnobs what I love about Hector is the
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fact that I'm so he's so used to seeing him being quiet yeah that even when he's
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just sitting there I'm I'm not thinking oh it's it's just an anonymous frog I
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just think oh he's just chilling he's just listening I recently watched
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him again pick up some hence yeah so and steal some hobnobs yeah Hector's um
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I think you've got a question about Hector later on yeah uh and that's a shared Patron so I'll get more into him
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about that oh possibly yeah very near the bottom oh okay right we can come back to that I mean my thumb's getting
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tired just scrolling through this okay are you picking the best ones are we doing tomorrow uh no I mean some of them
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get a little bit political so usually I try and steer away from that to uh yeah that Michael Jackson Heritage
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I mean we'll talk about Jimmy Savile on it but not Michael Jackson there's no way I could even
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you know uh say the question back to you without it you could take that out of
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context yeah yeah it's just dangerous isn't it oh I know that question yeah yeah
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you can chop some words out and I am a bad man yeah yeah it's dangerous edited yeah absolutely
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um so another one that I think we were going to get onto this um anyway uh
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another another one from Sean I also think he has some interesting views on the hobby space on YouTube in particular
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what the algorithm drives content creators to focus on and what to skip over even if they and their core
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audience have an interest in the skipped content so
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a video I've watched of yours that I've spoken about to to Jeff and peachy quite
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a bit like Games Workshop kick my dog was that one all like is is Games Workshop is ruining YouTube's channels
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yeah yeah yeah um and how like I'm obsessed with how videos are
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like packaged um and and how important that is like talk about how I think ninja does a
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really good job of like painting one miniature but talking about like a broader subject to get you to click on it I think
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um I don't know where I'm going with that but um but yeah that that video of like is Warhammer doing this and then you talked
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about how you kind of click that at people in the past ish or you had to kind of
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that where you talked about the video about stripping models yeah and you were like I had to make it Warhammer Focus so
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people would click on it but here I am just talking about bias strip that was it yeah yeah so so that that video for
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example uh which did do okay uh that's one of those sponsored you got to
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do a guaranteed numbers to get a payout thing uh so I knew that I had to sell that one in a very specific way
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and I'm only going to do a second edition land speed at once in fact that was the first one I think it's the very first land speeder I did
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um yeah so it was actually what the video actually was was my frustration at
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hobby groups that tell you to use a certain brand of stuff to strip and there's the end of skip with Tony where
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he's like oh yeah you just want to dip that in a leader of demon devil overdrive
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right I live in York I'll go to the hardware store sorry the shop and say I
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need some Demon devil overdriving heresy yeah because there's Yorkshire like that [ __ ] just doesn't exist anywhere but
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warm up so the video was about let's look at chemicals that are worldwide available
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and what they do to strip a model but I knew that would do very well so I
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basically had to say how many land speed is can you fit up your bum yeah yeah and it's restoring the road Trader land
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speeder all the keywords are in there yeah it's got a picture of it with the goblin Green base and then it just goes into what it needs
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to do so the the packaging like you say the wrapper that thing's going is ultimately more important than
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uh in terms of numbers in terms of credibility the video is the most important thing but in terms of getting
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people to actually click it and watch it yeah you have to I don't want to say appeal to the lowest
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common denominator but you have to use the most functional words as far as the algorithm is concerned yeah yeah I don't see the
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algorithm as an all encompassing like The Blob yeah from The Blob that just
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swallows things it's the reason other videos do so well
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is because those people know how to work the system yeah yeah and there's nothing cheating about it it's it's like
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uh when your accountant tells you can do such such and such um yeah so your accounting you're like oh I can pay no
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tax he said yeah yeah and that's legal yeah heresy right okay it's the same sort of system
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and you just learn how to use the system that's that's essentially it um but everything starts slow at the start
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and you don't have much visibility because you're small and you're new yeah that's how it is you guys are a similar
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sort of thing when did you guys start oh you started in April didn't you April April last year yeah and then and then
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we went live with peachy in October yeah April BP was nappy poor p4p PP yeah and
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then October PP was was AP yeah I was going to say post piece yeah
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um peachy joined us and we started October 26 April 22nd wasn't I think something along those lines yeah yeah so
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you guys have done something quite interesting which is a bit of a combo breaker because you're doing
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obviously you're doing stuff like this yeah and you've got human interest stories like with Bob Naismith coming in yeah but your the the bulk and me of the
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channel is tutorial driven which categorically these days doesn't do
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particularly well that's how uh you kind of move slower yeah yeah you get a
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stronger firmer base but you know there's less sensationalist it's less yeah how much water am I gonna fit on my
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bum yeah uh or Games Workshop kick my dog it's less that but you guys are
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accelerating pretty damn fast because I think when we actually open discussions there get me on here yeah you have less
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subscribers than me yeah yeah I've doubled it to show the uh the power of the peach I
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don't think it's just me I think it's this guy yeah yeah absolutely right because uh you know
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passes our momentous Driving Force One to put it into perspective we are all
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borrowed probably about 100 or so we are virtually 40
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000 subscribers in the four months since you joined well it's pretty good it's
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because they recognize the face from crime watch yeah I know this guy if we keep watching long enough he might
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literally bed or something on air I'm just waiting for the record reconstructions yes we need to do a
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dramatic reconstruction I can't I can't wait until we get some ad reads I mean I've got some stories about me being
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colored by the police because I looked like someone which I can go into later my wife refers to me as the spawn in sex pest I'm not a sex pest by the way but
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you are from Spotify that is all true but yeah it's 50 right it's a story it's
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a story out to retell um and and just and explain because we have a post room back when I worked at games workshops
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room yeah we used to get personal posting as well as business posts and I went down there and one of the post
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losses she meant is it right that you've been arrested for like being a sex pest I was like no oh my god what have you no
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this is a rumor and I was like no I once got approached by two police because I
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fit the description and the description was for anyone and sure was 19 to 40.
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dark beard and hair and hair respect
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it's very nice face
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I wasn't a wrestler it was a voluntary interview yeah they got bored of talking
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to me and I carried on them yeah it's just that because it was on the news the artist's description was like more like
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just I don't know Hugh Jackman than me
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literally the opposite of everything I'm always Professor X as opposed to uh you
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know hot Wolverine I heard that if someone I heard someone said to Hugh Jackman a few shaved your
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head you'd look just like crispy that's what they hit here been going around a lot it's a new movement that they're looking
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at doing like oh do you so did spondon police just literally ask every man I
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think so if they were just they were because I I was walking across because my bike was in the garage at the time it was gone for a couple of weeks because I
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had a lot of work they needed to enter and I got the bus and I was going across the A52 there's like a bridge that goes yeah I've got the headphones and I'm
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walking and some of this woman just stand in front of me was like that I'm like whoa so I take my headphones off she's like why didn't you stop and I was
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like because I didn't hear you had my headphones she's like right well we're the police I was like can I see some ID
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my dad's always said Dave please call you you don't recognize Jasper ID so mate I'm like I'll do that I have no
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idea what an actual official card looks like but I'll just go down legit I'll show you a Costco card
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but they start asking me questions like do you know um are you aware there's some attacks been around here I was like uh no I'm not actually do you know this
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area I was like yeah I live around here do you know the fields and all the actors like yeah I know all the exits um I walk around here all the time with
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a wife and they're like okay so they asked me some more questions I explained who I was and she was like why did you ask for our ID was you was your dad a
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policeman or something I was like yes yes he was and she was like oh and this guy's got his iPad and he's
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cycling through and she goes I think we should do a DNA test and I was like oh I'll do DNA test don't bothers and this guy with this iPad things just like now
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we don't need to talk this guy let's we'll leave him and I was like what's on the iPad
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is it like mi6a stay away from this man but yeah I've got home because they
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might I thought I'm gonna be late for him tonight yeah I'm gonna miss out on tuna fish surprise the surprise is there
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was no tuna I'll tell the wife that one every time Joe's making it but yeah I got home and
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tell my wife she's like oh you got you don't walk around there anymore then I was like but that's the way to the bus yeah I've got to catch the bus she's
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like yeah but you might get lynched like you've seen the news I look nothing like him I don't just shave my head I'm not like
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okay big beard walking around with a can of Monster was the description you had a kind of
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monster that's beautiful everything that was described was the opposite of me yeah
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she's got like a handful of celery or something that was weird yeah so uh completely
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through the uh the comments there and obscure Salad Fingers reference oh yes yeah I remember selling fingers
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yes oh that was horrible Rusty Spoons so yes we were talking about
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um uh you asked a question and we got on to the album yes yeah we segued because this is what
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we do so that's all good yeah yeah yeah welcome to Sidetrack yeah
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yeah I think algorithm is it's just something you need to play um that's kind of I had a conversation
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with my quite an honest conversation with my patrons about this time last year um
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also that was coincidentally when I promised to do a load of projects that never materialized but we'll forget about that uh yeah yeah and it was
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basically like I'm gonna keep making the same stuff and the quality is going to keep going up as you know I start looking up new tech get new lenses new
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cameras and learn new things but I'm gonna have to wrap it
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um with some thumbnails that might make me look a [ __ ] and I'm very sorry I'm just having to do this yeah yeah
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yeah yeah do you have the um because we don't but have you got the the YouTuber
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this is my face doing a whole bunch of Expressions thumbnail film oh good no I
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I tried to make it and I thought I it is awful no I'll just take it with
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the project or if I get a nice screenshot or a nice picture of the project I'll do that I'm look at me being tasteful
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I have some old ones that I recycle now and again just horizontal flip like yeah that'll that'll fool them uh nice the
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tattoos on the other hand [ __ ] yeah generally the thing I do though
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which is which is a big No-No for YouTube thumbnails is I [ __ ] smile yeah you get me smiling a lot on that
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and Jeff don't you we're always having a giggle yeah I'm normally mid-master
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why smiling bad smiling is bad because that means you haven't got a bad attitude oh okay yeah yeah man do I need
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to be more edgy no you don't no you did you'd be like can I nonchalantly paint this war helmet
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who cares man yeah yeah [ __ ] the police man what
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yeah it's one of them things where people lean towards negativity so if you're losing your mind in a
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thumbnail over Games Workshop stock prices which that would be chuckling on the toilet that was
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what I've been ultramarines and I don't Bank them very well why the [ __ ] do I care about stock prices who the [ __ ]
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talking about stock prices they went from eleven thousand to nine thousand that's good uh
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or you're you're doing the the attitude thing which is
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cool that's the thumbnail yeah I've just got it [Laughter]
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I need to I need someone with Attitude to host this YouTube video and while you're painting me can you just spit on
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me a bit I just need to feel like [ __ ] um but it kind of ties into one of my
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core things which is the accessibility and more importantly the approachability as well yeah is that
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I don't want anyone to come into a video feeling like they've done something wrong hmm because there's so many titles
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and thumbnails which are on the grand scheme of things I think quite harmful if you go into a painting tutorial
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thinking oh I'm a I'm a [ __ ] pleb I'm an idiot yeah this person is going to
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teach me how to do it right and then the video breezes past its side so basically I need to practice for 10
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years got you thank you yeah the one I always hate is the presumption 10 things you're doing wrong yeah you're gonna go
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out you know yeah I might only be doing seven of them wrong yeah exactly for all you know [ __ ] I could be doing 14 of
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them I could be even worse than you think I'm
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assuming I am that's the challenge you know
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I hate that thing of we're gonna make our minds up about what your skill
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levels are for you yeah yeah you know what I mean yeah so you come in and can't wait to be explained to you how
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bad you are and we're gonna potentially put you right and then you're absolutely right in the end the answer is paint
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more then you're going oh that well that was mind-shattering and yeah well-changing
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response thank you very much the the very response for whatever your bloody hobby is maybe a bloody drafts of bloody
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do more of it yeah you know what I mean yeah best painting device you'll ever get is do another one yeah yeah no
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criticism early on um no do this do that do that do another one mate yeah why let's just
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do another one you enjoying it aren't you yeah yeah do another one then our category is always in the early days when it was only me and Pat and it was
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extremely lame man used to be didn't it was just try and paint your next one better than the last one yeah and then
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and then I would usually pitch in going or not it's okay absolutely right yeah yeah we're massively unassuming weren't
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we yeah I mean also like from that point of view it doesn't have to be better quality it could be better in speed yeah
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better in like you've done something whichever way you perceive better to be yeah and you got to the end of it and
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your bit of what you think is better was better than this one that's a that's a win isn't it absolutely or different yeah it just needs to be different it's
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um well it's kind of a a cyclic culture where you're expected
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to get [ __ ] right or you [ __ ] it you failed sort of thing you're not getting wrong you've failed it's it's a another
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buzzword thrown around with YouTube thumbnails and stuff is that Big Red Letters failed
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which word yeah it's up there with hate in like the binary of good and bad yeah it's right at the you know at the ass
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end of it and painting and hobby and being a creative and making anything and I say this as
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being a working creator for 15 years is the process of iteration or the
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iteration process where you have to just keep doing stuff repetitively trying
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different things a little bit of seasoning there a little bit of salt spice change things around and that's the only way you're going to get better
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at it and it's the only way you're going to find your identity as you do it yeah as a creative in your stamp is on it
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like oh that's a that's a peachy that's a Dave that's a hectare yeah they're looking good yours are normally covered in crumbs and jam
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and then you have to go in the washing machine don't you mate but it's it's one of them things where
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the advice at the end of the day is just do another one yeah yeah and enjoy it and always remember why you're doing it as
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long as it's a positive reason if you're doing it for a negative reason Maybe do power lifting or go on PornHub or
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something yeah chill out that's another one chill out yeah it's not chill out not in anyone
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what you do so you know I mean watching your um I think you named it like how to make a more time board was that what it
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was called yes because I wanted people to watch it it's a malefo ball yes but more time sells more because people like more time it does yeah Warhammer more
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time specifically because I've never sorry to interrupt I've never played more time I just hear it
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I spent two months making that [ __ ] I'm not having 5 000 people
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watching it saying that's a nice Mala football yeah yeah [ __ ] that [ __ ] I want yeah 60 000 people to watch I guess I
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guess this is the point because I've never I haven't heard of maliform or yeah exactly yeah yeah yeah
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but I have heard of mordheim just because people talk about how good it was yeah yeah and no one owned it yeah
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yeah you still got it yes they've got it still got the rule book uh have you got
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the box not the oh the Box no not the Box well it goes away oh I did have the
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the scenery my dad actually built all the cobles anybody he bought it with foam card to make it a bit sturdy oh wow
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it was very nice and then I used it at Workshop Derby and then it disappeared after a flood and I don't think it was
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flood damaged because it was on a higher level because we used to get floods all the time in the Darby street so my uh
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more time scenery vermouth somebody's nicked it but um quick thing about that um I learned a lot from watching that
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video I don't know anything about LEDs um that'll be something I'd like to talk more about it's like where'd you start
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with LEDs not green stuff world you can beat that if you want I didn't mention him in my live video yes but
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oh really oh yeah Green's my favorite color and everything but man yeah
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I mean it was really so I what I would never have done was and just watching through is like make the board to a
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certain level then make your channels to put your LEDs yeah yeah and then build on top of that but the other thing I learned which
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I do sort of if I do different textures yes different grains of it yeah yeah but grout plaster tile grout Tower yeah yeah
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and and literally because you say it hot it's like almost like concrete when it dries yeah yeah yeah because the amount
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of times it'll just like chip off we used to do balls all the time for like the stores yeah you always get like a beer and then for like photography
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you're always like tied in it oh yeah yeah so have it I mean yeah I guess it adds a bit of weight to it but no once
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it dries out it's completely fine it adds really nothing to it yeah yeah it's the the sculptor mold stuff I use which
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is the the paper mache yeah uh I think it's like environmentally friendly like uh
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Loft insulation but it's just shredded newspaper mix that with plaster and water and you've got a sculptor mold I
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think it's called you can get it from Woodland scenics for like nine thousand pounds a kilo
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but yeah you make that up and then that holds a lot of water that's where the weight comes from yeah and eventually
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just kind of evaporates out but it is paper mache essentially the end of the day yeah so it needs that Concrete On
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Top but that also acts as silt and dirt yeah yeah so it's it's all part of that
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process where you're taking a shortcut there to save some time but you've got this really handy thing
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to go on top that seals it all together yeah yeah yeah that was uh because I was building um a couple of vansar things
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for our campaign that's coming up and I just had to stop and just watch and normally I just have like YouTube things going for the background and all that
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look going on again but I was just like why is this magic no it was good because I built a lot of
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boards over the time and I never added LED so that's definitely something like you've been to do it but like
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I've seen those styles of boards made many times but never quite like that and I just read it yeah and like the paint
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inside of it your driver shouldn't get your light values in there you know get that yeah loads of times and yeah really
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appreciate but those those um was it TT combat the uh the buildings what was it I know it was a mix of stuff I was in
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the war cradle mostly yeah yeah they're really good which is uh when games this
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video are not sponsored uh their in-house MDF production they make a range of stuff and these were the
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lovecrafty sort of themed ones which type in quite nicely with their Mississippi bios yeah yeah
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um and they're pre-colored so you pop them out the frame you stick them together it's it's done yeah yeah kind
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of essentially yeah yeah uh which will really save my bacon yeah because the paint
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doesn't buildings I think that would have been the end get me yeah yeah I mean you could do like airbrushing from
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The Outsiders yeah whatever but yeah because I didn't realize from that video that foreground don't exist yeah they've done that yeah I never knew
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that I was looking I was trying to send a link to someone a while back and I couldn't find foreground I was like four grand they used to have them all the time and I used to go to Northstar
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ministers just around the corner just go all the time and they'll have like you know like the little packs of foreground scenery I've got a couple at home I was
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like I can't find them am I typing it right I'm sure it's four the number four and then ground I'm sure I used to use their stuff when I didn't when I played
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Infinity you probably did yeah it was then they did the load of infinity stuff wasn't it yeah yeah and
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the the wild west stuff I was mostly looking at because they did little trains and tracks and stuff that's right yeah yeah yeah yeah a little hearse in
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there yeah that was from a dollhouse fair I went to with my partner in York
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um and they just had a load of little like hearses and coffins and stuff at scale I thought yeah good for that's Mega
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absolutely yeah it's good board sorry uh waffled on yeah no but I just I was just
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mesmerized by because I was like someone that's been doing the hobby for years and there's always something and this is the thing that we try and do with our
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videos like always try and find something a little bit different that people can learn from sometimes it is just stuff that I just take for granted
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I've done 100 times yes like not When painting tanks not and I've sprayed himself in a dry brush them I don't
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paint the edge because it looks like chip metal um or using masking tape for like cloaks and stuff it's stuff I've done a lot of
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times I just don't think about it but our customers get value from it yeah you know watching stuff like that
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um someone like myself who's been doing the hobby a long time someone that's new time we may not realize that that grout
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is kind of game changing to my head yeah to something that's been doing it well but they'll just be like okay I'll just use these things that then you just use
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but to me I'm like oh that's genius yeah did I just use sand and then like it like masonry paint and then you see the
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amazing paint or whatever yeah um but no yeah yeah it's good fascinating
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um I'll quick file the next few because I've just looked at me watch oh sorry no what time do you what time is your
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training I think it's uh 20 past four okay cool yeah what time are we on now 20 past four
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uh 23. cool it takes about 20 minutes to get to the station if that I'll give you
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a lift down before then because um on the school run I'll be gone by about
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course yeah there we go okay riveting chats about real life Logistics This Is
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How We Roll yeah this is why our subs are going up it's the human real world human touch
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that doesn't yeah yeah we can do a few quick fire ones this one simply says when will he send Tony to sleep with the
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fishes or would it be vice versa they've clocked it he's Italian haven't they
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Italian-American that's that's a reference to it a thing but never
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[Laughter] um and then he the the remainder of that question is more of a statement and it
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just says Dave is an awesome bloke who has done a lot for the community to struggle with medical issues well done
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Dave yeah um how often do you drag your dreads through the paint
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uh it's not just pain that's the problem oh no yeah
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the only time I tie it back is when I'm I'm changing the cat's literature oh
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yeah yeah yeah cat poop is worse than human poo right the piss as well man the piss oh yeah cat Pace really since we've
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got that boy a water fountain Christ alive he's uh that'll strip your minis
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yeah we've got one of these uh fancy all singing all dancing Japanese trades doesn't squirt water up his bum but it's
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got like a photo on top to stop the smell and it keeps all the smell inside so when you open it like have you done a
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pooch it's like Raiders of the Lost Ark
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he's looking at me like Marion
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resin's the funniest one because like you wake up 24-hour cure time later yeah and uh you
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just pull yourself into the chair and you're like oh oh dear
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um that one doesn't look gross that okay you've got it no you just cut the ends off yeah
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probably in a plant pot and it'll grow another me baby so you're getting so much done
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genius I can't ever do that that's why you're a very special boy
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yeah okay another quick one how frightened
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are you at this very moment
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[Laughter] um someone asks who is Ms paints
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yeah yeah um so someone called Mr Willie Banger oh
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he's on my patreon this better not be about bacon sandwiches and vegetable brownies no so he he asked the Michael Jackson question which we'll skip over
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yep um or name a franchise that you would love Miniatures war games for uh
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I'd like them to bring the Starship Troopers one back yeah yeah um and you know what to be honest I just
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need them to somebody needs to make a Stargate game oh yeah oh like I see them at uh war game shows and trade fairs all
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the time there'll be some boys in their early 60s and they've just inexplicably got a table for the Stargate Miniatures
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and they've got a gate and corridors and stuff and all the characters where'd you get that yeah yeah you've
47:35
been playing this game 20 years I've never seen these anywhere else but on your table have you seen it keeps popping up on Instagram there's like a
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um Stargate it's got like a weird blue sort of it looks like it's it's weird mirrors and lights yeah it's got a
47:48
little dial Home device as well nice and all the lights glow in the actual Iris spins around not the Irish
47:53
where do I get that from yeah what it says shop now I go to the shop and then there's this link I might click on that
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yeah yeah but I want that yeah but yeah yeah Stargate I mean hassle free do like
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the the dudes but if you've seen hassle-free stuff yes they do they're under they do like that yeah Neo Jackson and all that and
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whatever but yeah no one does the uh there right what would you go for Jeff
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Dune Dune oh wow because there's plenty there's there's plenty of houses so it's
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all ends up slightly different soldiers yeah so yeah I go I'd go Dune I think I'd be XCOM
48:34
look up a game system that is just about to go to Kickstarter oh called war on terror war on terror
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but t double a e r yeah yeah yeah and uh they sent me some links to an images to
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it I thought oh that's that's basically x-com oh yes let's not even talk about money just send me the minis
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so there's basically an XCOM not XCOM that's awesome
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for some stuff I will do they're sending out little bit I've been quite shamelessly and just going hey uh I'm on
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a channel and we paint stuff do you want to send me some stuff so you can paint on the channel
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to Power Rangers have a miniature game they don't deserve it board game with Miniatures on uh right but they don't
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have what they could I missed that I said they don't deserve it it's not my hero I never got it never
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got it more of a Master Rider kind of guy Carmen Rider yeah yeah and also things like uh Master the universe and
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all that kind of stuff with that old sorry oh not as old as him
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no one is older than me pull that out every now again yeah he talks about the Magna Carta all the time
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over there oh uh Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that
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having a miniature getting out oh yeah but then like if you just like you'd be like if you were the turtles and you
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only had four of them and then you just have to have like oh you got April O'Neil you got Casey Jones yeah you've got uh Splinter no is it Splinter yeah
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yeah I was thinking Shredder then yeah yeah did you say shredder like they
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go Strider Strider Shredder he got in touch he did he put a comment I don't
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know why you called it says I don't know why either we used to have a guy who dropping resins off into the um painting
50:25
room and for some reason all the painters because we had our own little room which was safe for the rest of the studio to be fair yeah and he'd come in
50:30
and drop the residence off his name was Peter was he's still here it's not dark it's Peter
50:36
we just call him Pete now his name was Peter he's just Pete uh and he's come in and then for no reason whatsoever we all
50:43
just go straight away and he was like why did do you say that and he goes to
50:49
fordranna and Steve um we make Stephen A guy called Tom Moore who works down there now with him as well he asked them
50:54
they're like I don't know it was Peach I was like it wasn't me it was you and they're like no it was you none of us know where it came from it's just a
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thing yeah which is called him stride and we don't know why he's got no hate nothing like yeah yeah and I tell you what that story was
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just as good the second time sorry no
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[Laughter]
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with some wrestling music and smoke um so we'll have him leave like that
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yeah we've we've balls that um I'd like to know what he is hiding under his hat
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ah yes I get that question quite a lot do you
51:38
yeah yeah you know like nuns habits yeah where they hide their their secret powers
51:44
yeah yeah that's basically what's under there if you pop the Bonnet it's like looking into the other TARDIS
51:49
[Laughter] it's just too much for a human brain to handle I reckon the Hat has the dreads
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on it yeah like them comedy scotsman's hats
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it's got the ginger yeah I think by the time I'm 60 or 70 and still brand conscious they will be
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stitched on yeah [Music] [ __ ] off but
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yeah you still do that in 30 years good on you yeah yeah I'm talking about GW stock
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prices maybe I will we're talking about the uh 30 years I'll be dead by them
52:34
my dad was um um telling me about a story of one of
52:39
his friends who got cancer and died fun story cool um and and he went to go
52:46
you went to go and see him um when he was Ill yeah and but he was very self-aware and he knew that he
52:51
didn't look after himself when he went that's called Joe and he went Joe I've burnt the candle at both ends and
52:57
in the middle [Laughter]
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when he was trying to get me back on the right track said to me he says he said how many fat old age pedesters do you
53:10
see otherwise nobody went no because they're all dead
53:15
this took a turn staying well out
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welcome back to sidetracked I can't run this channel on my own
53:27
please don't die yet welcome to peaches of Peyton face this is the mortality
53:32
Edition oh moving on uh Matt Dutton says with
53:38
both channels having an ethos of to get stuck in and enjoy yourself regardless of skill level ability access to
53:45
resources Etc what challenges to getting yourself heard does that present when we live in
53:51
an age of rampant professionalism across social media
53:56
um I mean without wording it too bluntly
54:05
some of the big channels the camera Works a bit [ __ ] isn't it yeah yeah so I don't think perfectionism
54:13
is kind of I don't think the perfectionism is kind of the issue I think it's
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um potentially lack of difference yeah so
54:25
you get a lot of nuts and bolts Warhammer channels and you get a lot of nuts and
54:30
bolts hobby channels in general and I think the difficulty is trying to be you
54:38
and trying to be successful that's often an issue yeah so when you start out and
54:44
you're trying to cultivate a personality for yourself one that you can do whether you're feeling good bad sad happy glad whatever
54:50
um it's kind of easy to default to well this works for them so I'll do that and
54:56
you end up with big channels doing it really well and new channels doing it while they're trying to figure it out
55:01
and it ends up with everybody trying to race to essentially be the same person yeah like the default character in an
55:08
MMO yeah is what you end up with yeah um yeah so I think the biggest challenge is
55:16
because since since phone cameras got so good um to a point a lot of things now are kind of dialing
55:23
back on production value and so the higher produced stuff tends to be
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well there's a resolution chase at the minute but I think it will go to a picture quality and production value in the next couple of years
55:35
because who the [ __ ] can see 8K I can just about see 720.
55:40
so I think that it's a weird mix because people are doing stuff on phones and they're being successful yeah so in
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terms of a tech perfectionism I think it's that's very much up in the air when it comes to painting professionalism
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perfectionism yeah words uh again I think that's kind of a rubber
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band thing that's going to snap anytime soon is we see it with channels like ourselves where there is definitely uh
56:09
a vacuum or space for approachable painting tutorials and approachable
56:15
people and personalities where Yeah just something different like music
56:21
Trends change every five to six years um normally with a big shift and then everything copies it
56:27
so I think we're kind of on the cusp of that yeah there's kind of a if you if you look at some of the the big channels
56:34
that are doing the same thing they were doing five years ago there production values have gone up they've kind of maxed out uh to the point of
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not sterility but standardization kind of what I see with Warhammer TV is that's that works do that more
56:49
um and occasionally uh the bit rate and the bit depth of the color goes up when they get some new kit but it's the same stuff
56:55
yeah um as some of you might know yeah but the I think the real challenge is
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making it work but being a new kind of person yeah and being of
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Interest yeah yeah so because I think like one thing I'd noticed is from watching painting videos so I always uh
57:15
I like watching the painting coaches videos um and I never I never really watch one
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to go like I watched some of the shorts where it's like how's paper cloth and like oh that's actually genuinely really
57:25
handy 60 seconds long boom done job solid the rest of the time it's just
57:30
like I just want to hear him say Balthazar gold and his glorious Welsh accent um and that's it don't care what he's
57:37
painting I feel happier yeah I'm like okay I'll just rock backwards and fourth just say it just say it
57:43
um and and that kind of thing so I think I think what we've tried to do is or what something I've been conscious of is try to inject more personality into the
57:50
painting videos and stuff like that because I think that's kind of yeah that's kind of what I'm successful that's the way social media has been
57:55
moving in such a long for such a long time now is um people are watching things because of
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the person delivering the material and they watch it for the brand they're not necessarily interested in how to paint
58:10
an ogre's penis but but watch it because they know they're going to be entertained for eight and a half minutes yeah uh and another example just popped
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up in my head thinking of perfectionism where Vince is it venturella yeah yeah yeah
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yeah yeah yeah so his stuff is massively approachable he
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just tells you how to do things and he's just filmed it on his phone yeah and if you go back a couple of years some of the videos you're just thinking
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[ __ ] what what color is that what yeah so it's kind of he's filmed it on his
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phone and it doesn't really matter yeah because it's the guidance and the advice and the experience that you get through
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just him as a person so yeah it's it's an interesting one but I think personality and approachability is what
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we're going to do you know I always think with Vince I like Vince and I like how he approaches things and I like the way things I always feel well with Vince
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that I'm being taught how to paint while I'm on school detention [Laughter]
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I haven't watched loads of his videos very straight to the point yeah yeah way
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about him and and you know what he's nice yeah nice but he's not is he
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doesn't exude warmth he's nice and he's extraordinarily professional and and I
59:29
just sometimes it's just like like a a physical relationships
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if it's got that Space Marine painted in class I wouldn't be staying behind to do it now
59:39
I would that's just thought about it it's interesting that that is a personality
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trait he's got there yeah absolutely right your personality trait might not be viewed as perfect no so that
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immediately is an interesting yeah absolutely right yeah yeah and therefore whether you like it or not I think that has value in our space absolutely yeah
59:57
yeah yeah that wasn't me kicking you in the dick that was no no no interesting point I kind of thought about it yeah yeah yeah yeah but um yeah but I I I've
1:00:05
followed Vince for quite a while and I think I do I do rating but it always is like you go this is the core of how it's
1:00:11
done there's no there is no there's no fluff around the edges of of visits yeah
1:00:16
still the point yeah direct amazing uh so repent
1:00:21
who is someone you might know I do know that man here uh David's been an amazing guy to my family and I think he deserves
1:00:27
some credit for what an amazing person he is so ask him to explain Hector's super squad if he'd like to tell him he
1:00:34
says it's okay if he wants to share the details do this seriously help my kids out through a tough time
1:00:41
yeah that's Lovely isn't it so regardless of whatever that means if you did want to talk about it or not yeah
1:00:46
that's very nice um I think that's the thing I was going to come back to on Hector about oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah cool uh so he's he's
1:00:54
going through a I'll got over some of the details but he's basically going through a
1:00:59
hammockable slash messy separation with his partner and there's two kids involved and uh again that's all been
1:01:06
very amicable but the kids are really big fans of Hector um and I thought well they're going through a difficult time this video that
1:01:12
was going to take me three days well Hector we've got to save the children uh it's now going to take 18 days so we're
1:01:20
doing loads of sketches and the guy I was doing it with him was like right can Hector steal your hobnobs uh and
1:01:25
basically it's um I often forget like how important he is
1:01:31
to some people he's important to me yeah he's important to my partner because he's kind of like a an emotional support animal really in a
1:01:37
lot of ways uh and yeah there's that kind of personality thing again it's a it's a
1:01:45
big dude talking to his cuddly frog um but kids and adults kind of resonate with that I love the generation where we
1:01:50
grew up watching Sesame Street yeah exactly love salty and sweep
1:01:56
um so I think there's kind of a a warm blanket of comfort around it almost yeah
1:02:02
but then I'll say come on [ __ ] let's go and make some stuff and everyone laughs the dads and the kids yeah
1:02:08
so yeah that Hector super squad um the the two kids are in the super squad
1:02:15
yeah which you know is is a very elite group so we've got Patron supporters but the patron supporters they're not in the
1:02:21
super squad because they're not cool enough yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so they've those kids have got that honorary title and now they walk around
1:02:28
school saying yeah you might be better at this than me but you're not in Hector's super squad and apparently they
1:02:35
got in trouble for that I don't know what Hector super sport is but it might be racist
1:02:42
is it a cult is it I need you to talk to me yeah my father's coming in I mean
1:02:48
this super squad yeah yeah so it was just it's just kind of a lovely little
1:02:54
give back to the community sort of thing yeah um that's really nice and one of the patrons I met up with yesterday at
1:02:59
the Batman attack show in York uh said to me yeah he's some people don't like
1:03:04
him uh some people think it's a bit Daft but we wouldn't be all having this huge patreon meet up if we didn't all like
1:03:12
that frog yeah yeah he's part of the brand yeah and people respect it and like it and get
1:03:18
down with it and laugh at the sketches and stuff so he's he's uh he's affected more people than I thought
1:03:24
he would in the same way that he's positively affected me yeah I have to call a t-shirt
1:03:36
my first introduction to Hector because I was doing a bit of catch up with like YouTubers and stuff it was when he pops
1:03:42
out of that crate that you had the uh it was like the travel set for painting
1:03:47
on the shed I showed my wife that the other night because I was trying to explain about
1:03:54
having you on the show and about how good your videography and ideas have a look at this and my wife was just
1:04:00
creased yeah I completely forgot that we just did a a chow young fat John Wu
1:04:05
sketch about a box yeah yeah could you review in the Box weren't you yeah yeah well it was the fact that you then went
1:04:12
on to review it and you went on to carry on reviewing it in the smallest hotel room in the world which is hilarious yeah layers to that video Yeah Frontier
1:04:20
war game got in touch with that have you got any ideas for a sponsored video and I just looked to my right and there's the giant fat on the cover of
1:04:25
hard-boiled with a shotgun and a baby on I'm like yeah I've got some idea
1:04:33
and then the Frog popping out at the end with a Gatling gun mowing people down and it's complete Carnage there's so many blood splatters everything it's
1:04:39
amazing um I mean they took a one of them to die I will say yeah I think they got shot like 50 times yeah was that um was that
1:04:46
like the old school action Essentials too like the blood impacts and stuff one of them was yes yeah the one that pops
1:04:52
up everywhere yeah yeah like the the there's like blood mist and there's one that's like an X or something yeah that's used in Walking Dead and all that
1:05:00
stuff yeah I had to get that in because I knew that one person
1:05:06
I've spent so much time in After Effects just like shooting stuff and being like Oh my God blood
1:05:14
I had to hop first Vibes as well which I quite liked I don't know if it's just because it was like a farm in the head
1:05:20
like yeah yeah Edward Woodward style characters coming out yeah Bob Hoskins yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
1:05:27
so yeah yeah I I thoroughly enjoyed it and how long did it take to edit Hector
1:05:33
fight a balrog with lightsabers [ __ ] because because I watched that and
1:05:40
I was like I see it like an unbelievable amount of
1:05:45
effort has gone into this yeah yeah if you're like I was and that was to be like oh he's back and at the end you
1:05:52
were like oh yeah I've got t-shirts yeah it's it's if you
1:05:57
if you don't know how hard the work was if you've never been down after effects you think that's fun that's really good it's a bit crunchy it's a bit enough in
1:06:04
places but if you've ever been in After Effects even once and immediately closed it like no yeah yeah yeah yeah you look
1:06:10
at that and think what why did you see you've got t-shirts
1:06:16
yeah I saw that and then it's Drone footage yeah which was lovely by the way going along the beach was good it was
1:06:23
really nice yeah bought a drone just for that have a drone that was fun yeah and it's
1:06:29
yeah across three different cameras a drone uh about four or five months of different
1:06:35
processes into it I imagine it was maybe two and a half weeks solid work yeah that came together uh but just fancy
1:06:42
doing it for a laughing yeah yeah yeah amazing I would say I was one of those people that opened up after effects
1:06:48
because I had on my laptop and had all the sort of sweet and I thought I'll have a crack at this this sounds fun
1:06:54
I've watched some YouTube videos I was like I'll go make a cup of tea close the laptop yeah I've never opened it again
1:07:01
there was it was like because yeah if anyone's wondering going what Earth is After Effects uh it's like Photoshop for
1:07:07
video Yeah and uh you need to go on video co-pilot and there's a chat called Andrew Kramer Andrew Kramer yeah yeah
1:07:14
and welcome back to another exciting tutorial and and that's how I learn After Effects and I think that's how
1:07:20
most people learn that's basically it once you realize you can download light so lightsabers off video co-pilot yeah
1:07:25
free yeah right that's my YouTube channel there yeah yeah yeah that's it yeah oh that lightsaber plug-in was
1:07:31
wonderful yeah yeah it was just a category it was just the the the end of
1:07:37
the line for me was just really went where the [ __ ] have you been
1:07:42
I just thought it was brilliant it was such a really really good yeah yeah I mean our our merch reveal will probably
1:07:49
just be like it was sat around this table going nice t-shirt nice t-shirt yeah nice t-shirt and then after we
1:07:56
finished just start it off like that just kind of like really sort of downplay it drink
1:08:03
tea in silence yeah and I can come down again I'll bring the guns I'll kick the door in yeah
1:08:09
please do and it just grows back again is it many is it yeah is it like many
1:08:18
black or Men In Black two where he shoots a guy's heads off and he grows it grows back but it's really tiny yeah yeah yeah it takes a while to grow yeah
1:08:24
that was great yeah I just have a really tiny Peach head lovely I'm just going to double check these questions to make
1:08:30
sure I haven't missed anything that isn't uh weirdly political uh what's your favorite biscuit
1:08:35
of not wonderful how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could yeah
1:08:47
the 86. um and then yeah Mike has asked a lot of
1:08:53
um a lot of ones uh there's one about striking
1:08:58
about digging a hole uh what else has he asked is there any normal ones in there yeah I
1:09:05
don't think so um Gareth Harris asked if you were stuck on
1:09:10
a desert island with one of three members of the painting phase who would it be and why [ __ ] that yeah
1:09:16
which one of yours can cook well badly beans on toast every night yeah I'm all
1:09:22
right yeah oh not a fan of beans or toast oh no I said no I'm saying I'm all right you're cooking I love beans on
1:09:28
toast cool you do a coconut on toast it'll be all right yeah yeah yeah and
1:09:33
this one's this one's really Grim actually right Liam who I'm just gonna
1:09:39
say for the record is a sadistic little bastard would you rather dig off your own
1:09:46
thumbnail with a fork or put a cocktail stuck cocktail stick under your toenail
1:09:52
and kick a wall is there never options no that's stiff
1:09:59
that in it that's a that's a stiff Choice yeah yeah he's been playing heavy rain
1:10:05
cut your dick off I'll poke an eye out I don't want it you're gonna save your kid [ __ ] [Laughter]
1:10:14
uh I don't know really uh probably the hand because that's got not a lot of feelings yeah yeah
1:10:20
now you feel bad because I've got a mess
1:10:25
he won't play that game we'll play that game oh Deary me uh uh somebody at the joke
1:10:35
that you mentioned earlier whilst Microsoft Paint is a great little program I'm not sure what it has to do with miniature painting
1:10:41
um so there we go that's that one I did a video on that actually where you can [ __ ] around the Microsoft Paint and
1:10:46
learn no use Photoshop you got paywall and normally carry on okay uh okay so uh
1:10:56
here's here's one uh from digging hole man uh who would win between
1:11:03
who would win a fight between Robocop and a Minotaur with the jet pack RoboCop every time yeah is the Minotaur
1:11:10
Space Marine or just a Minotaur it's just a Minotaur how would it know how to use the jetpack well exactly yeah it's just gonna go it's just gonna go up and
1:11:17
smash into a wall in a robocopal [ __ ] in the dick did you say RoboCop's got a gun yeah that comes out of his leg Yeah he
1:11:24
can't compete with that but do they have baby food there at that time that's the question oh it might start before he has
1:11:30
a chance to shoot him in there now we're looking at the wider picture aren't we oh yeah I suppose we are what is your
1:11:35
opinion on the socio-economic climate in the 13th century Mongolia I think
1:11:42
are we talking stability I don't know right just your opinion well that's my opinion like decent
1:11:51
good answer yeah yeah if you could sit down and teach any old school wrestler how to paint or model yeah who would it
1:11:58
be and why um well I mean most of the really old ones
1:12:04
would like in the time one now I assume now um it says any old school wrestler so I
1:12:10
I remember what it because what is that like hook hugging like the gold Mage like yeah yeah I mean I reckon most of
1:12:18
them could barely pick anything small up these days yeah yeah apart from grains of cocaine
1:12:24
um individual grains so delicate yes
1:12:30
that's amazing write something [Laughter]
1:12:36
I mean just for the for the for the laugh of it really I'd have the iron cheek in and try and teach him like
1:12:42
ninth Edition so I don't know if you know the Iron Sheik is the guy who shouts [ __ ] on my intro oh is he yeah
1:12:48
yeah it's like he's never broken character and he's he's not Chic and he's not made of iron
1:12:55
but he did a lot of roids and he's he's just lost his mind entirely because he
1:13:00
did a lot of Coke and a lot of roids and just didn't leave character uh but he's grasp on the English
1:13:07
language has also deteriorated with age so just if you're curious about the iron cheek now just YouTube it watch an
1:13:14
interview with him uh it's hilarious uh I would [ __ ] old Hawking with a beer
1:13:20
bottle would you yes you're you're a manly man that's that's
1:13:26
kind of that might be a little bit gay right no no no no methodically [ __ ] would be about them
1:13:31
right okay right I got you ah it's a saying um yeah that old that old one yeah
1:13:41
I'm in slang for going to work yeah you watch people like hey hey up I've seen
1:13:46
you in a while how are you feeling well last night oh dear yeah probably the
1:13:54
iron cheek just for the collects to be honest though yeah I wouldn't let you stay in my house afterwards
1:13:59
yeah oh dear that's brilliant night Edition Warhammer to the iron sheep the table
1:14:07
would flip in about 10 minutes yeah that's brilliant okay uh how many times has Dave watched the Hulk Hogan Yap
1:14:15
happy strap match promo the upper pie strap oh sorry yeah I knew I'd mispronounce that yeah yeah I like my
1:14:21
novelty countdowns yeah that remind people it's not serious yeah yeah uh and the the Indian yapper pie punishment
1:14:27
strap number one and we swap out the number for different points I'm making yeah um I found another really good one which
1:14:33
is uh from a new gun damn thing that's out and it's just a woman punching another woman but the noise she makes on
1:14:39
the crunch it's like yeah I need that yeah I'm number one
1:14:46
might be time to say Hulk Hogan
1:14:53
who would say no I saw a meme and it was um it was two two women from Star Wars
1:14:58
uh there was the lady in white from Andor yeah um yeah and then and then there was Mon
1:15:04
mothma and it was like there are no wrong answers which of these women would you like to step on you
1:15:11
Oh you mean the uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh it's so funny uh okay when are
1:15:17
you gonna take oh this is something else that I'm gonna mispronounce um I'm gonna replace the eye with the U
1:15:23
okay when are you going to take the painting phase to mirfield miniature Miniatures did I get it right yeah yeah
1:15:31
uh and paint an army whatever size that is P.S have I missed your videos of you
1:15:36
painting up your Titan and the metal tyranids or have you done that yet oh yeah because I went there to spend 10
1:15:42
pounds on a kill team with geek gaming scenics and I've watched that one I remember those videos here yeah and the
1:15:47
pickle jar and Benji's hobbies and we were supposed to just spend the tenor on a kill team and I walked out with three Knights six armages a load of metal
1:15:54
tyranids nice box that see all the original box of turmer gets from 97.
1:15:59
uh I just just spent like 300 quid um ouch it's really awful when people
1:16:05
see you doing stuff or in the background in a YouTube video and they're like when you're gonna paint that
1:16:11
yeah I found comments like on live going oh I'd love to do this Army now and then you get like serious comments like on
1:16:16
your damn skin you said you're gonna do this like four years ago when's it gonna actually happen I'm like bro hey man
1:16:22
I've got other stuff now you had that when we had a child oh yeah which
1:16:29
Imperial Guard regiments you're gonna and literally someone came in didn't go when are you gonna do we've not
1:16:35
forgotten you know I know we're filming it give us a break it takes a while yeah yeah well I think because because we've
1:16:41
gained like a fair bunch of subscribers since we did that poll yeah um when we released the like paint 10
1:16:47
guard regiments um people are like where's Deathcore and it's like oh well we're kind of
1:16:52
converting the box and yeah and this one was like where's catch and it's like they have their own Miniatures Yeah well
1:16:58
yeah I mean Deathcore both yeah someone asked wood because the whole videos were about converting the keysian box at the new
1:17:05
Canadians and the people asking where the death quarter Creek one was they've got their own box they don't need
1:17:11
converting they've got a box they're all good I mean you could do some cool regiments using the box and that could be another yeah yeah saying that like we
1:17:18
just might not have explained the idea yeah someone said still lead you where they're going you really need a longer
1:17:24
jacket for that it's not it's not oh he's saying for these drawings but yeah find a way around it yeah and we were talking about me and I'll paint it video
1:17:30
we should be talking about Dave yeah the last the last question uh was what is your favorite classic Army movie oh
1:17:37
tough one oh and there's one right answer is the yes whichever one he picks
1:17:42
no I guess you're a Commando guy oh you guessed right I guess right
1:17:48
you strike me as a red heat kind of man but that's the sauna scene he likes
1:17:58
how did you guess I was a Commando guy because Commando guys always do the same thing there's only one right yeah
1:18:06
there we go yeah in your announcement to the Channel
1:18:12
video we did Riff on yes we did yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
1:18:18
interest sorry um as just in that uh I put like um some GPS coordinates um and
1:18:26
that was uh Peach Street in Nottingham it was Peachtree and I was like oh here's a little here's a little thing I
1:18:31
wonder if anybody noticed nobody knows uh please continue with the conversation Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger
1:18:37
uh Christ
1:18:43
Terminator one I think oh come on the Barbarian oh yeah I I watched that
1:18:50
recently I think it has when he's in that gladiator pit in in like the start that has the I think that's Peak Arnie
1:18:57
wow yeah it's divine
1:19:03
I'll just do that on a microphone we'll put it over the top it'll look legit
1:19:17
I watched The Last Stand recently which was his first film back after politics
1:19:23
Johnny Knoxville yeah that's the one yes he like crashes through a window and he's like how are you doing [ __ ] oh it's
1:19:28
how are you feeling sheriff in the old western town yeah yeah yeah
1:19:34
yes I've seen that one yeah it's newer stuff has generally been a bit pop uh
1:19:41
did anyone see Maggie yes I saw Maggie and I thought that was quite interesting
1:19:46
for him to pick that I don't think it was uh I didn't think it was a particularly good film I thought it was
1:19:51
all right yeah but I thought his that's probably his best performance he's done he was reaching wasn't he was good to
1:19:57
see him trying um my favorite one I'm gonna go quite popular since 182. yeah yeah yeah yeah
1:20:03
yeah I mean there is the Fate that I think Christmas movies go jingle all the way I've never seen it you never never
1:20:12
seen it it's got a little Christmas like little Anakin Skywalker from uh yeah
1:20:19
phantom phantom uh Menace yeah yeah
1:20:25
no not Matthew Broderick mate did Jake Lloyd
1:20:30
I suppose you've got to give a shout to True Lies as well yeah but that's also James Cameron so yeah
1:20:37
yeah so there is so much in true lives and
1:20:43
and for me always and realized of my favorite line is you know when Tom Tom Arnold comes around to pick him up for
1:20:50
work and his daughter's walking out the door to get on the back of the motorbike
1:20:55
with their boyfriend and she's got that enormous crash helmet on yeah and as she walks past the Tom Holland goes I
1:21:00
remember the first time I was fighting out of a camera and you know what it's one of them it's
1:21:07
almost under Mike it's just so throw away yeah and it's almost the point where I just think I don't know if
1:21:13
that's been ad-libbed because it's so bangers like I just so just throw away you know you could so easily just miss
1:21:19
it and it's just the line of the movie for me I love that life yeah because yeah I I've been on a bit of an early
1:21:24
binge recently and I watched three lies and I'd forgotten I think I was so young when I watched it
1:21:30
the first time I was just like oh my God terrorists are so mean but they're so slapstick and useless oh they are yet
1:21:36
they literally bloke on the missile at the end you're like yeah yeah you're gonna hold up a sign that says yikes
1:21:43
yeah oh it should be the Acme missiles shouldn't it's on the side of it shouldn't it the big [ __ ] fuse out
1:21:49
the back oh dear but yeah I think Commando is up
1:21:56
there for me I think Total Recall potentially Pips it also good yeah I
1:22:03
think I think Commando for me is the most quotable oh yeah yeah and I think it's the cheesiest of the lot someone
1:22:08
like Predator is also exceptional I skipped the first I think five minutes which is the cheesy bit of his daughter
1:22:15
and he's like carrying logs and getting ice creams yeah
1:22:21
and just just skipped to the bit where he he smells the bad guys
1:22:27
starts as Predator starts at the in-ear arm wrestle that's when President oh
1:22:32
yeah yeah inner arm wrestle yeah do you learn yeah too many pencils yeah what is
1:22:40
this Thai [ __ ] I almost forget it's uh it's it's cold weather yeah
1:22:46
yeah and Happy Gilmore yeah
1:22:51
and only recently as a development uh because my son likes watching Buzz Lightyear and Toy Story I didn't realize
1:22:57
that because they don't do GI Joe they have combat car yeah that's right and it's Carl Weathers and it's all modeled
1:23:04
on car weapons it looks like car weapons it's like there's an area where the kids
1:23:09
playing the toys it's like number four they just lost toys and like to get played with and then he goes combat
1:23:14
Carl's gonna get played with
1:23:20
did I tell you I showed um my son got into my Elder son got into air soft in
1:23:26
quite a big way and was really kitted out for it and got all the gear made probably worse by the fact that his is
1:23:32
is now fat excelled your father is vicariously living through him but um when I showed him Predator you know you
1:23:39
know I when I was 15 it was the best thing I sneaked into the cinema it was the best thing I'd ever seen and yeah I
1:23:46
showed it to my son and he was just like why is no one looking down the sides of the rifle firing from the hippo Doo and
1:23:51
I thought why would you do that it was really really good noise and you know what before and I showed him aliens
1:23:58
before that I showed him alien which he loved and I was really pleased and I showed him aliens and before they'd even
1:24:03
got on the drop shift he made the most cynical comment ever he said to me when's how far in the future is this set
1:24:11
and I went I don't know a hundred years something like that anyway yeah stand to
1:24:16
the soldiers drastically dropped didn't they and that was before and then you know what they all get shot and bent and
1:24:21
blown up within the first few minutes of the coming coming into contact with the aliens he went I'm not surprised
1:24:30
today we're Airsoft for a year and a half yeah it's like Andy McNabb
1:24:35
from from watching um I I asked from watching like I mentioned earlier when
1:24:41
we were eating some dinner um watching good terrible films and somebody recommended Robo War which is
1:24:49
um entertainment I believe with the stop-motion robots yeah yeah I don't
1:24:55
know I think Robo was or the ones or was it the one that was two in the series okay so one I watched was it was a
1:25:02
predator and RoboCop like ripoff so it was army men going into a jungle yeah
1:25:07
but instead of a cool predator costume it was a man in like motorcycle gear with like cram welded onto it yeah yeah
1:25:14
and it was like they were being hunted by a robot and they just ripped off lines from predator and it's like if you
1:25:20
want to see people not looking down sights it was oh it was insane it was great there's a film I need to watch uh
1:25:26
and I used to work at a supermarket in a place in Derby called arvestree and there's a summer field there and they use the Summerfield for a movie with
1:25:33
Jean-Claude Van Damme it was called UFO I've never seen it's probably so b-ray oh but I imagine it's low budget Attack
1:25:39
the Block because it sounds like the case of it's inside yeah I think he dies in the first five
1:25:45
minutes on two trolleys I'm 65 yes
1:25:53
yeah I've got uh I've got two to recommend I watched recently which in
1:25:59
fact I don't recommend I recommend one of them uh the first one was to Echo what you were saying is a film in Italy it's called
1:26:06
Terminator 2. everywhere else it's called shocking dark right and it's it's like one of
1:26:12
them uh Ugandan movie posters where they've kind of seen 30 seconds brilliant and it's
1:26:17
Jackie Chan hugging a dog but his legs flying up there kicking the dinosaurs
1:26:22
and it's basically aliens with lines ripped directly from it they find the kid yes yeah the kid uh the aliens are
1:26:28
just in suits with wobbly tentacles flying everywhere like Clan line from outer space
1:26:33
um just artificially extending scenes where they're trying to open a door pushing a
1:26:39
button for five minutes and it just [ __ ] opens and one of their team members all of a
1:26:44
sudden gets to the point where he's like I'm a cyborg by the way and my mission is to kill you all and protect this data
1:26:51
in a secret lab in Venice because they filmed in Venice and it I think it's all
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in Italian and it's dubbed in English and then it's bad Terminator yeah
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they've got a mannequin of the main bad dude and they electrocute him throw him down a stairwell and he bounces off
1:27:09
railings and bits of him fall off yeah I really really love bad dummies in films
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and you're just like that's a dummy yeah and like a bit of polystyrene goes everywhere it's an Aliens film book
1:27:21
called Terminator two and then turns into Terminator it came up three years before Terminator two as well yeah yeah it's almost like they predicted the
1:27:28
future another Terminator would come out yeah but it's shocking dark is absolutely shocking and it's worth a
1:27:33
watch yeah yeah I really want to see uh just because the name is hilarious velosa Pasta Pasta yeah yeah I've been
1:27:41
recommended that one a few times okay the other one was bought it on Blu-ray [ __ ] me
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um the eliminators which is is it Defenders of the earth is
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it not it's eliminator's one where the guy's half robot half tank yeah I had I
1:27:58
had that poster on my wall yeah yeah I had that post on my wall I used to
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them all them really bad films the local video shop around the corner when I was a kid used to give me all of the posters
1:28:13
yeah and my hot I was virtually you know next up was the ceiling because they were just like wallpaper yeah and yeah
1:28:18
he's literally like a cyborg man yeah and obviously he's just on his knees but he's inside the track yeah I'm thinking
1:28:25
vertical half I was expecting one half to be a Panzer tanker
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see if you can get the poster up for it because the costume does not match up to the artwork it does work to the point
1:28:39
where it looks what was it dangerous what was it called again the eliminators also I'd like to just clarify before they sent the comments I know I said
1:28:45
Panzer Tang which means the same thing it's like saying naan bread I know
1:28:56
the eliminators is oh so there was a new one with Scott Adkins is that that one
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no no this is about 1984. that looks like no that's the original poster yeah yes
1:29:07
they did a remote with Scott Adkins had watched the [ __ ] out of that because that man can just kick a building down
1:29:12
yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah the eliminators on uh Amazon Prime
1:29:19
2016. yeah yeah oh no it is just eliminators yeah not the eliminators
1:29:25
yeah so yeah there's there's Scott Scott Adkins looking badass that looks like a kid's movie yeah yeah the original one
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has pretty much everything that a teenage boy would want oh yeah it was amazing James Hong at the start doing
1:29:40
his Dave lopan sort of routine where he's a mad scientist like and then he's built a cyborg that can
1:29:46
get inside he's standing on a remote control tractor tank thing and they've strapped him in and there's bits where
1:29:53
he's going down steps and stuff it's like no you are you banged your head there you're unconscious and it just
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keeps coming towards camera and he's just stating it like that yeah he's some weird Indiana Jones [ __ ]
1:30:05
but he has to to move on with the story he has to obviously get out the tractor so he just gets out and then puts his legs on
1:30:10
hilariously to screws his legs in uh and then Denise Crosby from Star Trek turns up yeah and there's an unnecessary
1:30:16
topless scene where she takes her top off to go swimming into a crashed ship kept the jeans on
1:30:23
and puts it back on and the Cyborg's like everyone else is like holy [ __ ] boobs and cyborgs like I don't
1:30:30
understand what that means it's actually comedy and then there's some magic and mysticism at the end and shooting
1:30:36
lightning bolts like riding it's it was the best 15 could have ever spent yeah
1:30:42
yeah that sounds great I'll pirate that later eliminators
1:30:49
I have a question anyway well it was the army that was a good question yeah
1:30:55
that was a great segue yeah I was gonna say the um the thing I always hate would
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be talking about bad films is movies that you've watched young and adored and
1:31:05
thought it can't get any cooler than that and then you watch them as an adult and you go oh my good God how Daft a
1:31:13
teenager was like I recently watched that one where Rucker Howell where he's chasing the alien Nemesis the the Rooker
1:31:20
how one was chasing the alien through our Sammy flooded London right yeah is it called Split Second I think it might
1:31:25
have been 12 seconds yeah and I remember thinking this is the coolest thing I've ever seen when I was about 14 and then
1:31:32
watched it not long ago and thought Oh my God this cost me 42 pencils I I was a big fan of krill used to watch cruel
1:31:38
loads of kids oh I watched it recently and like I was like the past God's a mega I love the past guys but they get killed by those like aliens with like
1:31:43
the laser rifle things or laser sticks yeah and I watch again they're just like in motorcycle levers yeah yeah painted
1:31:50
red and I was like Oh I thought I called him that yeah
1:31:55
but yeah curls yeah that's a hard one see that's because there's the interesting thing is we went to
1:32:01
teenagers that might either yeah because my teenagers are ridiculously well I started letting my lad watch uh
1:32:09
New Hope and uh Empire Strikes Back I thought I'd start with Originals yeah
1:32:14
yeah follow the journey yeah of course right as opposed to like you don't want to make the Darth Vader but also Tech
1:32:20
wise it feels right yeah because it's like quite because otherwise you have a bit of a jump yeah oh yeah like watching
1:32:25
them in in chronological order must be quite weird because they're just jumping around all over the place yeah yeah but
1:32:31
it's also a good way to learn how to count isn't it four five six one two three seven eight nine yes he was bored you could tell he was bored
1:32:38
really yeah well Empire Strikes Back he enjoyed because of the battle of Hoth yes uh he liked that bit right at the
1:32:45
start hate the rest of it he loves Stormtroopers and he was at the very start of uh New Hope he was just like
1:32:50
yeah get him get him when he's killing all the fleet Troopers
1:32:56
I was like yeah yeah because he's got two like yeah they're called Bob and Dave he's
1:33:01
like oh Dave's just killed another yeah the baddies
1:33:08
[Laughter] I recently watched uh I'm aware that
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we'll have to finish seeing yeah um I recently watched um the footage that was recorded on set with David prowl's voice
1:33:22
in this suit and it's like no you're part of the Rebel Alliance and you're a traitor take her away oh it's it's
1:33:29
genius out my favorite is uh and I showed you it's
1:33:36
like my favorite is Peter Mayhew saying what Chewbacca would be saying if he would speak in English oh yeah so the
1:33:41
actors have got something to do have you seen that no no it's like he's you know when he's welds on the top of the Falcon
1:33:46
and Empire Strikes Back oh yeah yeah and and hands buzzing about between coming
1:33:52
in off a patrol and then finds out Luke's not come back and there's a whole bag and he's well done but obviously it's to give Harrison Ford context of
1:33:58
what to respond to and he's well and Peter mayhew's got that sort of you know slightly gruffish southern English
1:34:05
accent and Harrison and they go and take and how and he's with the the wealth and Harrison Ford walks past and he
1:34:12
literally in the Chewbacca outfit goes oi where have you been and he goes I've been on the other thing and he goes we
1:34:18
managed to be leaving you know and he goes I know I now just wish Chewbacca are just at
1:34:23
this like quite rough Cockney accent rather honestly just literally just
1:34:29
berating that solo I wish there was footage for every
1:34:35
interaction yeah of him doing that because it was just it's really worth it it's about 30 seconds long and he just
1:34:42
like oh so many wonderful wonderful things with Star Wars like the um because obviously Darth Vader easy to
1:34:49
dub um some but they somebody dubbed him with bricktops that was probably the thing I have on
1:34:57
YouTube watch the most yeah of anything anything ever I won't say it because I
1:35:02
know but that whole bit where they've done it that he's having the argument with with with air Grandma talking and
1:35:09
then he flounces out and then the alarm and then the intercom
1:35:14
Darth Vader goes back again with a really horrendous insult yeah
1:35:19
it's just brilliant I remember that the comment somebody said whenever I leave if I'm out in the
1:35:28
pub with friends whenever I'm done before I leave first I phone them at nobody pick goes hello
1:35:34
[Laughter] oh yeah it's it's yeah
1:35:41
um and then the same guy came back and it wasn't as good but it was still quite funny it was he did C3PO and R2 duty all
1:35:48
their scenes of being lost on Tatooine but it was all with nail and I
1:35:54
we've come on Holiday by mistake with nail and highlights which is oh really
1:35:59
also brilliant yeah yeah so we've been going um oh crikey I think this might be the
1:36:05
record for our lives nice um I'm sorry for being interested I dare you no yeah yeah terrible
1:36:13
um let me know how the audience retention is by the way yeah yeah if I'm not interesting yeah yeah I think you
1:36:19
will be I think we just like went on a again we got sidetracked very on brand as are one of our customers one of our
1:36:25
viewers said that this the the chat show should just be called sidetracked yeah yeah that can be it's uh patreon name uh
1:36:33
would you say something about painting to to finish off with probably because that's you know painting Channel paint is great yeah paint's all right is there
1:36:39
another one paint hard paint fast yeah we've got your love lessons any life lessons heresy yeah for
1:36:46
painting yeah just get just get Photoshop and just do it yeah
1:36:54
pay someone's a commission paint for you I don't know life advice oh Christ
1:36:59
coming from me I don't know um clean your cat tray out more often than you think because that'll get you
1:37:06
the expensive cat trays from Japan lethal uh if you ever want to take up painting on YouTube which I think is a
1:37:12
cool and fun thing to do I have a very important piece of advice and it does not relate to cameras tech or painting
1:37:18
oh for God's sake clean your [ __ ] Nails sorry mine are awful no don't
1:37:23
worry though my mind fought to Pieces mine's yeah I don't think mine can get dirty because
1:37:31
I don't have any nails no you know what to be specific clean under the nails yeah don't worry about paint on them yeah or terrain or sandal style grout
1:37:38
just for God's sake at the start of the video if you're unboxing something and your nails are filthy I am done yeah
1:37:44
yeah no way I used to find that sometimes if I've been uh doing stuff for the bike on the weekend I get like a bit of all of my fingers
1:37:50
I always get told off about me I'll managing why do you keep doing that wear gloves I'm sorry I just I just don't
1:37:55
think about it well it wasn't really told up it was more just like you can't be on camera with fingers like that I'm
1:38:01
sorry I've been like wife swore figure and all sorts it's just not going but yeah um sugar is apparently quite good
1:38:07
yeah well I mean it just gets um practical human that actually does work as opposed to some people
1:38:13
you'd be like I'll do proper work I work with my hands my wife would disagree with that she'd
1:38:20
be like you don't do anything around the house it's like oh dude just when you're not there see I work with things involving mud and
1:38:27
oil because I'm a man yeah absolutely thank you Dave for uh
1:38:33
coming on our silly channel sidetracked is this now called the whole channel is called cyber oh well this chat is
1:38:40
certainly called soundtrack uh it's been a pleasure um I enjoy your videos I think they're really really good really informative
1:38:46
um I have learned weirdly in the last evening like a whole load of new tricks
1:38:52
and stuff like that [ __ ] really yeah literally watching the ENT one and the uh the more time one because that one
1:38:57
was really good flight basin and like yeah yeah different types of trees and stuff that you used in like the uh
1:39:02
Scenic bits and Bobs that you got from different companies because it's not just like the process of what you're doing it's actually like the equipment
1:39:07
you use as well which I find fascinating or in terms of like materials yeah materials processes yeah it's like just
1:39:14
getting that reindeer Moss yeah it's like a mix of PVA with paint yeah to make like horrible washed up black icky
1:39:20
looking yes sell for these sulfur Salford this is so for this is adhesive
1:39:27
self-adhesive yeah sticks to their board and then hardens itself yes it took 30
1:39:32
seconds yeah I would say something more about that but that's it less is more I'll give Davey a present oh yeah so uh
1:39:39
it's gonna be a new thing I'm gonna do uh if we have more guesses sorry Bob
1:39:51
private Peach private Peach was Private Dancer earlier today but you renamed it
1:39:57
to sound more important yeah yeah absolutely uh you can keep that to transporting uh it's got more facial hair than I
1:40:04
deserve but that is private picture but that is how you appear in my dreams that's what we're talking about yes yeah
1:40:11
thank you very much for that that's that's really nice eventually Noble yeah so it's not the faction you invented
1:40:16
that is the random faction I invented uh back many years ago uh which now has Law
1:40:22
which is mad I don't know why they did that made it into the recent codex apparently sir yeah
1:40:27
yeah I was thinking there's another one
1:40:32
as well what the royalties zero zero although uh I I've been uh donated a
1:40:39
novel so uh um I'm gonna get a hold of that so yeah novelized yeah not me obviously not you
1:40:45
yeah the Chris Peach biography I should do that yeah it's eventually run back
1:40:51
a Peach's tail
1:40:56
really Naf yeah brilliant brilliant yeah yes thank you for coming on I'll say thank you thank you thank you very much
1:41:03
come back again yeah yeah yeah or something like that I was going to say let's ruin your channel mattress
1:41:11
if you ever want a laugh like a big a big gamble laugh is do some Gundams on your channel and then just sit back with
1:41:18
a cup of tea and read your comments oh I've been a supporter from you since
1:41:24
Support Review since the start and now you're doing Gundams I'm going to have to unsubscribe
1:41:30
well I don't think you've given me any money supporter bye bye then this is disgusting a
1:41:38
massive turn off [ __ ] turn off turning you on I was really aroused
1:41:44
before I watched this video as usual on a Saturday night when I'm
1:41:49
you know cuddling with my wife we normally put on a bit of Ms paints you know just a set mode you know
1:41:57
and then you know I'm I'm whipping it out and then you whip it out but it's
1:42:02
not warhammers it's a Gundam foreign
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[Laughter]
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