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Warhammer
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is everywhere their license and IP seems
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to grow on a daily basis into new
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wonderful products like stamps and
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candles and the game we're subjecting
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ourselves to today Warhammer 40,000
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Monopoly we're playing the speed version
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so you get three properties before you
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even start you can buy properties on the
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first go round you board and you
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eventually have to pay to get out of
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jail you can't stay in there
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indefinitely let's do it I've got kadia
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catachan oh you got two two two pinks
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not massively a death world not really
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somewhere and I've got goka MOA you
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bastard why what have you got Pat cuz I
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have The Rock and I've got
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Armageddon so I covered that um and I've
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got a Forge World I've got oh Forge
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worlds are good three one two three
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Hagia
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oh no I don't want to buy that well so
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it has to go up for auction yeah 10
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credits 10 credits oh we going to go
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that low I might
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go 30 credits 35 o I don't know if I
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need to see a sisters of a battle and a
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nickers that much I'll go 40 that's my
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okay 41 oh yours then you obviously want
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to be a PE on haggy more than I do no I
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just I just want to invest in property
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Jeff far and Clays I will have it for
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100
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three oh hell yeah yes I will buy you
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ikar oh Glory Glory I don't which one's
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like chance and which one's Community
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chess I don't know I was never that one
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big for playing played it in the first
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place ooh more DEA collect 100 wow oh
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yeah I think you done well there from
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the glory
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hole to it
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as three necro I shall buy you craft
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world ien 200 you going into league with
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the knife ear yes fenus oh it's 260 if
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you want it oh I don't know if it looks
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a bit cold for me screw it I'm going to
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have f
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fate it's always make me nervous for the
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greater good collect 150 into the glory
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hole I
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go what's on the other side infested
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with nagle's Roth pay 50 oh that's not
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glorious far as far as Glory HSE go
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that's not amazing is it no I would oh
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come on go
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four yes I've got two Browns I have
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uh all of the sisters and I'm going to
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oh I'm going to I'm going to put I'm
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going to put some outposts on there 50
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each going for it big time yeah big time
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Big
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Time
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oh 100 I'm taking
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that oh I've got my little death
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alley I've got to get the other death
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alley going if this is the case 50 so
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I'm going to have six houses
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wow sisters and and to working
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together I think hang it's not too bad
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you hello is that the
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good job I'm not a try 11 oh now you got
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you set let's have three outposts please
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and I'm putting all of them on kadia 1 2
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3 4 5 six there we go
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k that was a well played plan straight
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Off the Mark with three proper with
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three outposts that is 500 please oh
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easy there we go boom
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yeah
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necromunda you have it already oh I
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do is a great
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place okay so I'm going to mortgage the
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pl Planet
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already I hav an overexpanded what you
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on about well if you keep going to jail
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you'll just miss all of that yeah yeah I
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did not think this through [ __ ] oh about
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time right I'm mortgaging my craft world
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for 100 to pay that
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done one two
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three
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yes let's start putting some properties
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down let's have three God it's it's
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brutal
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already I don't even like this game I I
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hate Monopoly
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live to serve advance to go yes
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nice with one vas with a property one
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outpost on y it is with one Outpost is
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70 oh you get one two three 4 I mean
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it's money off you but not money in my
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pocket it's all about the oranges which
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you have you've been through here twice
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and paid sod all um I'm not bitter about
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it holy ter
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um [ __ ] um I'm an imperial I've got to
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have it looks like H Tera might be a
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little bit Rich for your blood well I
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like mortgaging stuff um right I'm going
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to mortgage me greens and that gives me
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300 I'm going to mortgage Ultramar as
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well which is 140 I shouldn't have done
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that but in you know your a level of
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indoctrination as a space reinforcers
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exactly I'm going to put two
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outposts on I'm going
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big oh because the bump up is actually
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pretty good with a
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fortification so that was 90 and it's
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now
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250 I don't know want to play this and
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you you've hooked me in haven't you
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already um potentially yeah I just need
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to keep you poor so you can't build on
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there because I'm I'm so dead I don't
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have like I'm gonna have to mortgage
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loads of stuff if I get any numbers
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really I say these chaos planets they
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just don't hold the value very well I
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don't know why could be all the
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slaughter and I'm not sure yeah like the
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View's nice but it smells
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bad God you're getting all the
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doubles three one two
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three
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350 good God 350 yeah you could mortgage
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some
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properties I'm going to go
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crazy okay that's never a good sign I'm
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just going to put all my eggs in in one
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basket and hope I don't land on
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that best of luck six 7
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8 nine okay come on tow we love the tow
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550 please
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you refused to accept the greater good
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we had no choice how much did you say
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550 please
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550 damn it so I um like if you wanted
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to give me like a red one um is if you
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give me how much is a red one oh or I'll
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take both your Reds Anthrax and the in
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instead yeah you don't have to pay me a
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single
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penny oh the manipulation
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or you can just pay me I can't just pay
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you have to go with that and I'm
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definitely straing out of mortgaging
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yeah damn you Imperial scum if I get one
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of those cards that says payloads of
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money for your
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hotels yeah I'm boogered yeah you could
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be in trouble oh it's
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cool is it Glory or is it screwed over
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with yeah it's screwed over go directly
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to jail do not pass go do not collects
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Jail's done your will the good actually
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because you've avoided this for a bit
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longer
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fate go to
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jail do not Pas go do not collect 200 of
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the finest put in a cell with the
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mutants yeah Imperial credits there we
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go all right
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then yes on
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shift see you leave jail and you're okay
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whereas I'm going to leave jail and
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hopefully you won't be okay uh have to
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pay to leave jail and then that's my go
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so oh I don't have enough
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cash just land on my investments just
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have the decency to do it
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again I'm just going to just kind of
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keep sticking in that triangle of just
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doing that yeah
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nice what's the damage Fair Gast with
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one Outpost is
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70 nine well you get 200 for passing
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go so well done and how much do I owe
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you 450 pleas oh my good
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God bloody sisters of
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battle they'll have you pants down
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not in a good way right I'm going to
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sell two properties okay so that gives
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you 100 it does glory
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Hall get out Jael
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free oh that's
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handy I'm desperate for that card to
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come up that does your over on your
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properties yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
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yeah yeah that will get
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me and I owe you some cash you do indeed
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for
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yeah yes 20 for owner all three oh my
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good Imperial oppression
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oh
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brutal I think Monopoly actually fits
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40K but only when you're losing yeah too
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well can't even spend any money to to do
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anything I'm just just about Clinging On
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I'm at least going to I'm probably going
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to give you 200 oh yeah uh on this next
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on this next roll
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um you never know right
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then so don't get three five you don't
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want that no which is a six don't get a
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seven no or an eight no a nine might be
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okay a nine will be all right 10 or you
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want a 12 I want a 12 a nine or a 12
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yeah got like playing real
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40K or dice rolls or now I won't achieve
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a four or a four yeah yeah yeah and then
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a big roll after the four you want 49
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and
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12 11 so I think 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 how
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much do I here okay let me just check um
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tow yeah with a
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fortification uh 600 oh my good God 600
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credits please sir if you could into my
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bank account that would be lovely I'll
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I'll take your two yellows off you what
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would that be that's like the equivalent
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of like 500 I'm doing you a
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favor I'm going
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to mortgage goam mocha I'm going to
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mortgage venous and
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ball I hope it crw shits in your
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helmet right I'm going to put some
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houses on the red ones
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okay now this is where I could
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die no I liberated a hive world it's so
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good being in the Imperium uh I get to
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collect
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50 I'll sell you a get out of jail free
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card for
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1010 damn it go on there you go thank
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you very much it's very kind I I'm I'm
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I'm very I'm very
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generous Oh Glory Hall Glory
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Hall please be good please be
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good uh conscript the masses collect 10
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from every player oh okay thank you very
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much doesn't work quite so well when
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it's just two of you no
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[Applause]
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sadly okay this is a chance for me to
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die
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G jail free don't mind if I
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do it's just one way or the other isn't
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it it would seem so yeah you either do
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appallingly bad and everything goes
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against you or you're fine only in death
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does duty end advance to go collect 200
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oh that went
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well F you may yeah I've just got now
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not buring any of that money off going
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back through here yeah oh and you got
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double oh I got a double right uh roll
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big
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man yeah nice please be kind advance to
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nearest craft world if unowned you may
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buy it from the bank if owned so the
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nearest one is going to be which is
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yours advanc isn't it so you have it
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already
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[Music]
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yes very good well done that may be in
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this game a pivotal point for me it
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could be it could be
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oh come on
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big four one two
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three go on um uh welcome to your stay
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sir uh it's a five-star hotel um so
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that's 550 credits please oh my good
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God I'll um I may be in a bit of trouble
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I'll take um uh what have you got I'll
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take gooka off here oh dear oh dear in
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the Grim darkness of the far fut there
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are only
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landlords do you know what so
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true and that's into the glory
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hole the emperor protects yes he does
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collect 25 doesn't protect that much I
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would have I would have wanted a bit
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more from the emperor if I'm perfectly
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honest that's a bit that's a bit
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heretical isn't it I should be grateful
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um
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two three
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four tows lovely this time of you uh
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hopefully I won't be finding
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out I'll get I'll get you 200
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ready ah it's not going to go well as a
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no 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 oh welcome to
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uh 600 please
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Jo I've always been quite a defender of
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them in the game of 40K so well and
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quickly going off them now you reap what
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you sow yeah apparently so how much do I
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owe you 600
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please it's getting to point it's not
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even funny
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now no no one's laughing this is a grave
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situation haven't got enough fny you
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could Mor you could you might have to
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sell your orange
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[Music]
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houses I can't explain to you how polite
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I'm being on the outside compared to how
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I feel on the
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inside good God I'm going to [ __ ] in a
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drone on the way
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[Laughter]
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out well least Monopoly at this point in
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time is being LW specific that it's
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pointless to goad
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one 2 3 4 five
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6 welcome to Holy
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Terror 200
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please o I owe you some rent how much 14
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14 yeah tell you what I should keep me
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going you keep the change oh no no I
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wouldn't dream of it
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I'm I'm a dignified iron Warrior
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absolutely as you should be um please
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enter the valley of
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death I I just I feel terrible no you
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don't don't
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lie 12 oh 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
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smashed it f and 200 oh for pass and go
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of
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course there we go thank you very much
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you're very welcome and then go again
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with a p a double oh 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
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9 10 ah welcome to
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Anthrax um the
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dehumidifiers have been working overtime
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so it has increased uh just
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700 please yeah right
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um do that
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[Laughter]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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oh that that tickled me that really did
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so after we finish recording I was all
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ready
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to absolutely [ __ ] on this game it's
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just a cosmetic change I'm not even
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going to say upgrade it is just Monopoly
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you can get like strange things Monopoly
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has you know different
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pieces some some gameplay mechanical
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differences that is somewhat beneficial
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to the game to make it a little bit
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different if you already own Monopoly
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don't get this one is pointless but
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after editing the footage of me and Jeff
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playing the game I did sort of realize I
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you know we had fun I enjoyed myself
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more than if I was playing normal prop
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you know you can make silly jokes about
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the Inquisition and the tow and how nice
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plague planets are so it might be worth
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buying just for that but the game itself
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is rubbish monopo crap you you get it
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out once a year at Christmas just to
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realize how much you hate it this isn't
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an improvement don't buy it see if a
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friend has it and borrow it off them
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play any other game and probably have
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more fun um yeah 5 out of 10 4.5 out of
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10 it doesn't bring anything new to the
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Hobby or much enjoyment at all really
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but you can have a bit of a laugh and
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pretend that you're the Inquisition or
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something like that so um yeah there we
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go more Hammer Monopoly don't buy it
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